| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuher, I hear those old farts at Keilor are playing the KPL again this year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There were four teams playing last year, this year we have three |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We had to get rid of Tealy as his team lost the final |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and Steve Physcos dominated the competition |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I heard Bluey owned a team and he was not seen for the duration of the KPL |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | My Fuher |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Milesey's Migets |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Lost every game and were no good |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Kaushal, Wazza and Sorto were too good for us |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The people who told me that Max can coach the Seniors leave the room now |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He wasnt even successful at St Albans |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | And he f_____ lost us three flags in the Vets |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He was self appointed captain of the seconds and the vets and he couldnt make a run in the UK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Even Stuey made more runs than Max |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The competition a F_____ joke, Reevesy keeps changing the rules on the fly |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Andreadis bought down two spuds |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Mick, Joey and Foca have as much ability as my ball bag |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Juzzy keeps with frying pan hands |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Dellie turned into Ken Bruce one night |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | My Fughr, Eddy took the best catch of the KPL but it was over the line, Cheater |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | BJ dropped two catches last week and turns like the whale Pacey is watching in Jarvis bay |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I rather have Huggy walk into selection for no reason |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ken Strachan is looking good this year with new teeth |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Thornton was a great owner, but the rest are shit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Venables was hanging out of Steve's arse all year |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Captain Grumpy Elvis Kliman did nothing for Milsey's migets |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Forbesy is too tight to go into the comp this year |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Shane the drunk is at another Corby function, he seems to be there a lot lately |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The senile old bastard Bluey couldnt even pick his team as he was blind at selection night |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How is Eddy going to control his team this year |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If only Milsey was a normal sized person |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The midgets would have respected him more |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | For the whole KPL |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The only mistake Steve made was to bring his two mates in, who were no good |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Jules sooked up again like he did in England, keep running Forrest Gump |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Lou Acevski is a cat |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Robbie Davis is still dancing on the boundry and still paying off the damage to Belinda's car |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Peter Gray has done his back carrying Eddy home |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Its ok we only have three teams and can get rid of a lot of the spuds |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This is all the Liberal parties fault |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | After Tim Clinnick got sacked in 2008 by Mick McGuane |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | KPL2 is here |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Milsey pick a decent team |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Heaven helps us if Steve wins again |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or will the new owner Picko and Matty Willmott |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | KPL1 is finished, bring on KPL2, which will be F*#** |
