00:04 - 00:05 | Sir |
00:05 - 00:07 | We have recieved results from your exams to get into Oxford |
00:08 - 00:12 | They say you tried hard |
00:12 - 00:15 | & you got an F- |
00:17 - 00:19 | So does that mean I got in or not? |
00:19 - 00:21 | You brainless fish |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fat Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Your results, |
00:31 - 00:33 | Were not good enough and you have not been accepted into Oxford |
00:34 - 00:36 | We aren't sorry and we don't really give a sh*t |
00:53 - 00:58 | These idiots stay here: Kypey, Kreps & Burgdof |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE F*CK!!! WHY!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I CHEATED IN THAT EXAM!!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | AND I DIDN"T F*CKING GET THROUGH?!?! |
01:25 - 01:28 | "who farted?" |
01:29 - 01:31 | "I can smell the fart!" |
01:31 - 01:34 | THAT UNIVERSITY IS COMPLETE SH*T!!! |
01:34 - 01:37 | AFTER ALL THE DONATIONS I GAVE |
01:37 - 01:40 | THAT WAS $100000 WORTH OF TEDDY BEARS!!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir no one cares about your stupid teddy bears |
01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But My Fuhrer, Teddies ARE Stupid |
01:48 - 01:52 | Now if you speak again, i'll cut off your head and stuff you like a teddy bear! |
01:53 - 01:55 | YOU LOVE FAIRIES WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | My Mum knit my first teddy! |
01:57 - 02:00 | AND IF YOU THINK IT'S STUPID |
02:00 - 02:03 | THEN I'LL STUFF YOUR MUM TOO!!! |
02:04 - 02:08 | "who farted it stinks like hell!" |
02:14 - 02:16 | I STUDIED FOR 20 SECONDS TO GET INTO THAT UNIVERSITY!!! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I COULD OF BEEN CUDDLING MY TEDDIES!!! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Get me the Answers |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'll be taking a retest tommorow! |
02:34 - 02:36 | WITH THE ANSWERS!!!! |
02:41 - 02:42 | I COULD KILL YOU ALL RIGHT NOW |
02:43 - 02:47 | I'VE JUST GOTTEN EBOLA |
02:48 - 02:53 | AND THEN I HEAR ABOUT MY F-!!! |
02:54 - 02:56 | What did Obama get |
02:56 - 02:59 | Wait, he got a F*CKIN A+!!! |
03:00 - 03:02 | AND HE DIDN"T CHEAT!!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | "the fart is terrible!" |
03:14 - 03:16 | How can I go on "THE BACHELOR", |
03:19 - 03:23 | if i don't have a bachelors degree |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's effing terrible |
03:31 - 03:33 | Don't look around, this isn't akward |
03:40 - 03:46 | And don't pull your collar you F*CKING IDIOT |
03:46 - 03:49 | You've already offended my Teddy Bears |
03:53 - 03:56 | Now get let me suck your finger |
03:57 - 04:04 | PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE |