| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hey, uh, we wanted to talk about the secret page |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | there's some people in it from the 2018 class |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and master's students |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Usually the secret page is only for actual class members |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so we wanted to kind of follow that model |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They'll get over it |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It's not like they're gonna make another secret page |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Um... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Actually there's |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dude, there's like 18 secret pages now |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it's becoming a complete cluster fuck |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ok, anyone who can't see my obvious facebook superiority please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 18 secret pages? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | These people have no idea how to create a secret facebook group |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I had to press the create new group button |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | then come up with a totally original group name |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You people are incapable of such technical skills |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | There's no way they can make another page, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | this is just a pressure tactic to make me change |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I can show you the other pages on my iphone |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't want to see the "other" secret pages |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But isn't the page supposed to be for the class? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What are you, a fucking socialist? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's MY PAGE!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You fucking ingrates... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You have no idea the blood and sweat that goes into being a facebook |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | secret page administrator! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I had to push a button to accept invitations to the group |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That takes serious manual dexterity. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It takes the hands of a surgeon! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If it was something anyone could do, there would be secret groups all over facebook! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm not being a dick, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | it's just to me this page is like my child, a living thing |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | my flesh and blood! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And you all just expect me to change it? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | After all the work I've put in to cultivating it? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's almost a full time job running a secret page |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And you people think you can just start a new one like magic? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Yeah, good luck with that, I'v created a fucking masterpiece here... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | that CAN'T BE SURPASSED! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He's fucking kidding right? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well, at least I removed all the class of 2018 members |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | so not a single one of them can see any of this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Right? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That would really make us look bad |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I mean this without the slightest bit of sarcasm... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You'll all make really great doctors one day! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hate med school. |
