| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mine Fuher, Purdue lost again today |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Minnesota came in and completely embarrassed them |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here at a half empty Ross-Ade stadium |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | next week they head to Camp Randall |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and take on a beatable Wisconsin team |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We should be okay |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | since they fired Darrell Hazell after the game |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mine Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Hazell |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Hazell is still the coach of Purdue |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he has Burke's full backing |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't have season football tickets please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | For fuck sakes he's 5-25!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | and Burke doesn't have to balls to fire this chump?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 5-25 and 1-17 in conference, an absolute embarrassment!!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And Shoop and Hudson still have their jobs too!! |
| 01:32 - 01:34 | It's a fucking disgrace! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Hudson's defense is softer than a cum filled tissue |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Shoop, that fucker, It's 60 read-options per game |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir we're the Cradle of Quarterbacks |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Cradle of QBs? Hazell has ruined two elite 11 QBs |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But David Blough is the next in Cradle |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Drew Brees would be landscaping right now |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | if he had to play for Hazell |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | His clock management is laughable |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and he has no clue what's going on during games |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He made a bone headed challenge today |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and his timeout use has even Danny Hope scratching his head |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I think Hazell and his staff smoke a dube before every game |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | he's made us the laughing stock of the BIG 10 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And Morgan Burke's ass put us here with the Hope hire |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Mitch Daniels won't do a damn thing about it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All he cares is that he's not giving any money to sports |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What a fucker! |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | I dream of the day that Burke retires |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But he'll get a freaking raise this year you watch! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And we'll sit through another year of Historically bad football |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We can't even put lights on our stadium |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It's fucking bullshit! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | IU has a better football team than us! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, basketball season is almost here |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | I can't watch Zander Diamont smoke another cigar |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just want Hazell to go somewhere else and call their stadium the furnace |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | Next we'll get news that Swanigan tore an ACL |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This has been a complete embarrasment |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do you think we'll fire him after the season? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hell no because Purdue doesn't care about sports |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can't wait for Basketball |
