00:00 - 00:03 | After the ceremony |
00:04 - 00:05 | Katey and John walked up the stairs from the lake |
00:05 - 00:07 | All the wedding guests followed |
00:08 - 00:12 | The Recon unit joined their respective spouses and followed suit |
00:12 - 00:15 | The bar was open |
00:17 - 00:19 | Ah yes, the Open Bar....we were taking turns getting drinks |
00:19 - 00:21 | And Cyrus was tasting scotch |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sarge, Cyrus is.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | ...Cy.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Cyrus went missing from the Men's Room |
00:34 - 00:36 | We checked the Ladies, he's not there either |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Cormier, Heff, Proteau and Felske |
01:13 - 01:15 | I can't fucking belive this!!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | What do you mean Cyrus is missing!? |
01:18 - 01:23 | He has Level 2 Training in a few weeks! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I've already given him Prox Card access to Recon! |
01:29 - 01:31 | I had to bribe Frosty to release him early! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Karcz put up a fight to keep him! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I finally had Cy within my grasp! |
01:37 - 01:40 | and you lose him! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sarge, we were getting Gin and Tonics |
01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck you and your Gin & Tonics Felske! |
01:46 - 01:48 | We also think someone put a roofie in Cormier's drink |
01:48 - 01:52 | Cormier was fucked before that! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Dancing like a fairy |
01:56 - 01:57 | Chasing his wife around the room! |
01:57 - 02:00 | He was hornier than he was with Heff in Penn State! |
02:00 - 02:03 | all you had to do was keep Cy in sight |
02:04 - 02:08 | and you geeks lose him! |
02:08 - 02:13 | How do we keep on-call coverage in the spring? |
02:14 - 02:16 | with Cy on call we could all have taken more time off! |
02:17 - 02:21 | We already had him convinced the smallest desk in the office was the best one! |
02:27 - 02:29 | but no, you lose him |
02:30 - 02:34 | in fucking Muskoka! |
02:34 - 02:36 | he could be anywhere |
02:41 - 02:42 | He's Tac trained for Christ's sake |
02:43 - 02:47 | He could survive for days out there! |
02:48 - 02:53 | ....and have second thoughts about Recon! |
02:54 - 02:56 | The Street Cred we could've had with a tac guy in Recon!!!! |
02:56 - 02:59 | the envy of Ident, Frauds and all the other geek squads! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Even Cole was starting to respect us! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Marna, the lads will find him |
03:14 - 03:16 | I hope Felske sobers up soon |
03:19 - 03:23 | and Cormier comes down from the 'shrooms |
03:25 - 03:26 | Heff will coordinate the search |
03:31 - 03:33 | Cormier, you warm up his bed |
03:40 - 03:46 | handcuff him if necessary |
03:46 - 03:49 | Proteau, you tuck him in when he gets to bed |
03:53 - 03:56 | ...and we will forget this ever happened. |