| 00:00 - 00:03 | Germany lost key points in Northern France and Belgium and surrendered |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | all troops retreated back to berlin here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:15 | The Treaty of Versailles was signed by the nations and we lost world war one |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | At the Battle of Vimy Ridge in Northern France, who did Germany lose too? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Canada |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Germany lost to Canada at Vimy Ridge |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | 100 thousand of them ran out of the trenches |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone one not responsible for making decisions leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the **** |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Is this a joke, **** |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How did Germany lose to those hockey playing Canadians |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What the hell is this? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Losing to Britian, at least its country |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | but Canada is a colony of Britain |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How did Germany lose to the colony of Britain |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It only had 3000 soldiers,Switzerland has a larger army |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they had 100 thousand troops at only Vimy Ridge |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who cares about numbers we are Germans, we never lose |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We did kill 200 thousand British and French troops in the previous years |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who the **** cares about that, we lost to a colony, not even a country |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is Bull**** |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Vimy Ridge was the most protective front, unbreakable |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | France and Britain failed but Canada succeeded |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All Germany had to do was defend against a colony |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then Germany loses the war and its all over, because of Canada |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They had one goal to defend that Ridge against Canada and couldnt even do that |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What has this world come too? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | A world where Canada is winning |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Germany is too great to lose to a colony |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is all we got, my mustache and brain |
| 02:34 - 02:39 | I hope Germany didnt lose any other battles to Canada in World War One |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Crap |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Oh how did Germany lose to that country? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If only I can go back, in time and be the leader of Germany, stupid Kaiser |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Ohh Fredrick the Great must be so mad looking down on us |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He defeated great empires and Germany can't even beat a colony of a nation |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How am I supposed to live knowing this |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay this happens a lot |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is the first time |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That Germany has disappointed me |
| 03:25 - 03:29 | Okay now, next reason Germany lost World War One |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Come On tell me, go on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ohh my confidence has shrunk so much |
| 03:46 - 03:51 | Make sure we don't teach this in history class |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just leave me |
