| 00:00 - 00:03 | After your meeting in Berlin, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You will have a car and driver |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | that will get you back to Templehoff on schedule. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Leaving you with plenty of time |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to fly down to Munich for Oktoberfest. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I want to make a grand entrance there |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | so I will plan on taking the 4000. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Hawkerfurer.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The 4000....... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The 4000 is AOG again. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's a problem with PDA 3. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone here who is not a pilot or maintainer, please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This fucking piece of shit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How many times do we have |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | to put up with this crap? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Every time you turn the batteries on |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | it shits itself!!!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Get on the phone with Textron |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and order another PDA immediately! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I want this plane fixed! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's a 10 month wait for PDAs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | 10 months? WTF? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There is only one working PDA and it is being shared by everyone. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Textron promised support, but now |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | they don't even answer their phones. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | These PDA's just |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | keep getting passed along |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to each airplane, taking on |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | that airplanes problems also! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Those boxes are filthier on the inside |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | than a Hamburg whore! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You wouldn't believe the crap I am taking from Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He keeps bragging that |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | his 4000 dispatches every time. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You know he's flying on it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | with a dozen CAS messages |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but his pilots will never tell him that! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We might as well never fly north of Argentina |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | since the tail heat fails every winter. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And every time you want to make a quick turn, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the FADEC fails and you have to start all over! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | At least he doesn't know about the windshield heat. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | After the HBC bankruptcy, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we all hoped support would continue |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | after Textron bought them. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But they just want to sell us a Citationjet. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It could be worse.... We could be riding |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | on a fractional.... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Or on the airlines. |
