| 00:00 - 00:03 | Those red twats have got Klopp |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He's here now |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He flew from Dortmund to Speke |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Howard Kendall spotted him in the Pen & Wig with Ayre last night |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The redshite have got a press conference planned this morning |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | What can we do to stop him signing the contract? |
| 00:20 - 00:23 | This Klopp fella is a fucking genius |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | It's too late boss... |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | He signed a three-year-deal last night |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And he had a scran at the Hope Street Hotel |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He was bevying in Smokey Mo's too |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The fucking Hope Street Hotel? |
| 00:59 - 01:03 | You players get the fuck out of here |
| 01:13 - 01:16 | The Hope Street Hotel, and we use the fucking World Buffet in Liverpool One. |
| 01:16 - 01:18 | It's a fucking joke isn't it? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those redshite bastards are going to win everything in sight |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It'll be like the fucking seventies and eighties all over again |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | League fucking titles galore and European Cups every two fucking minutes |
| 01:32 - 01:34 | And just look at the fucking state of us |
| 01:34 - 01:38 | We've got a wooden shack for a ground and not a bastard pot to piss in |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | Those cunts are building a new fucking ground |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's just one new stand Mr Kenwrong |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We can see the giant fucker from our shithole, they're taking the piss |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But we're the People's Club |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | People's Club my arse, we can't fill the fuckin ground and our fans have only got one shitty song |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | We can't even sell the half fucking season tickets |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My friends at Coronation Street will think i'm a fucking nobhead |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I could've been landlord of fucking The Rovers now |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You useless cunts have won fuck all for twenty bastard years |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We couldn't even beat them with Rodgers in charge |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We've got fuck all chance now, those horrible redshite bastards have done us again |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Born not manufactured? i can't take any more of this fucking bollocks |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fuck the redshite |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least we play our parent club at the weekend? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They might give us some more of their cast-offs |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fuck me sideways |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | When is Klopp's first game for those cunts? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I bet those those twats will line the streets for Klopp |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We won't get a fucking look in |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | Clive Thomas is to blame for all this |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If that twat had allowed Bryan Hamilton's winner we'd be the big club |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | Instead of living our lives in the shadow of those redshite fuckers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Fuck him, we'll go the Winslow |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Where do we go from here? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Kloppites my arse |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | Klopp for the fucking Kop |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And he's got a sexy barnet |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Fuck Klopp and fuck the redshite |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Those cunts make our fucking lives miserable |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking redshite |
