00:00 - 00:03 | Lab journal scores were released today |
00:04 - 00:05 | Results were uploaded |
00:05 - 00:07 | and returned to students |
00:08 - 00:12 | Then suddenly came widespread reports of failing |
00:12 - 00:15 | Especially in locations around here |
00:17 - 00:19 | I'm not concerned |
00:19 - 00:21 | I only need an 80% to keep my A |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | You... |
00:31 - 00:33 | You got an F on your labs |
00:34 - 00:36 | And your activity journals as well |
00:52 - 00:58 | Everyone here who has Appel or Nara needs to leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I GOT A @&%#ING F ON MY LABS! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I WASTED 8 HOURS OF MY LIFE CALCULATING THE DENSITY OF A PENCIL |
01:25 - 01:28 | AND THAT BERNOULLI PERSON |
01:29 - 01:31 | ABSOLUTELY THE *$%&ING WORST |
01:31 - 01:34 | AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON REGULAR PHYSICS |
01:34 - 01:37 | 95% OF THEM GOT A's BY DRAWING STICK FIGURES |
01:37 - 01:40 | AND THE OTHER 5% DID SWEET FUCK ALL AND GOT A's ANYWAYS |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, the one's who got A's had to draw TWO stick figures |
01:42 - 01:46 | I HAD TO DRAW FIVE BEAKERS WITH RANDOM SHIT IN THEM AND MAKE GRAPHS |
01:46 - 01:48 | With all due respect, your graphs didn't have gridlines or labels |
01:48 - 01:52 | THAT'S BECAUSE I SPENT FOUR HOURS TRYING TO GET OTHER PEOPLE TO SEND ME THEIR ANSWERS |
01:53 - 01:54 | AND THEN THEIR ANSWERS WERE WRONG |
01:56 - 01:57 | I COULD'VE PLAYED 7 GAMES OF LEAGUE |
01:57 - 02:00 | I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY BROWN TOOK POINTS OFF |
02:00 - 02:03 | I THINK BUOYANCY CAN GO EAT BROKEN GLASS |
02:04 - 02:08 | I HAD TO TAKE LAXATIVES BEFORE I COULD DO ENGLISH HOMEWORK |
02:08 - 02:13 | AND BERNOULLI'S STUPID PRINCIPLE LITERALLY TOOK ME A MONTH TO UNDERSTAND |
02:14 - 02:16 | BECAUSE IT WAS HARDER THAN GETTING AN A IN WIKRENT'S CLASS |
02:17 - 02:20 | FLUIDS WAS PRACTICALLY IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE |
02:20 - 02:21 | AND THERMODYNAMICS ACTUALLY WAS |
02:27 - 02:29 | ALL I WANTED WAS AN A TO BOOST MY GPA |
02:30 - 02:34 | BUT INSTEAD IT TOOK ME SO LONG I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO DO CALC |
02:34 - 02:36 | AND NOW I HAVE AN F IN THAT CLASS TOO |
02:41 - 02:42 | WTF |
02:42 - 02:44 | IF I DON'T GET AN A IN PHYSICS |
02:44 - 02:48 | ALL BECAUSE I DIDN'T BOX THE DATE |
02:48 - 02:50 | I MISSED 3 ROBOTICS MEETINGS |
02:50 - 02:53 | AND 10 HOURS OF NETFLIX AND CHILL |
02:54 - 02:56 | TO FINISH MY LAB JOURNALS |
02:56 - 02:59 | TO BE BEATEN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN DRAW STICK FIGURES? |
03:00 - 03:02 | SCREW PHYSICS!!! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Jesse, you still have your homework passes |
03:14 - 03:16 | Have the people who entered my grades killed. |
03:18 - 03:23 | This is almost as bad as the time in Wikrent when we had to do titration. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Almost. |
03:31 - 03:32 | Actually... |
03:32 - 03:33 | probably worse. |
03:40 - 03:42 | Now I'm going to have to |
03:42 - 03:44 | change my preferences |
03:44 - 03:46 | to an arts and sciences degree |
03:46 - 03:49 | at some place like Cascadia Community College |
03:53 - 03:56 | @$%#ing Brown |