| 00:01 - 00:07 | It is a glorious day for the free people of North Korea! |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Dear Leader has just confirmed that the ROCK juggernaut-The WAIT |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | will kick off their very 1st Reunion Show at |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | The Deland Music Festival! |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Nov 14th! |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | The Wait's songs gave Dear Leader courage during the 5th World War to free The USA from the tyranny of the Capitalist Pigs |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | especially their hit song |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | "Nervous Weeping When I See Dear Leader's Face" |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | And the chart topping power anthem |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | "Dear Leader Gave Me A Meth Lab!" |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | You are ordered to see The Wait Deland Music Festival Nov 14th |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | OR ELSE |
