00:00 - 00:03 | Shawn we need to talk to you |
00:04 - 00:05 | Some of us need some time off |
00:05 - 00:07 | Here is a list of those shifts to be filled |
00:08 - 00:12 | There's not too many |
00:12 - 00:15 | You should be able to fill them easily |
00:17 - 00:19 | So 15 people away |
00:19 - 00:21 | That is easy you think. Is that all? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Shawno..... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Actually....... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Actually there is more |
00:34 - 00:36 | Some of us want to leave for good |
00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you leaving stay in here, everyone else out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are you kidding me!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Are you F*&$%#!! kidding me!!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Why are you leaving? |
01:25 - 01:28 | To be a Kindergarten teacher? |
01:29 - 01:31 | An ambulance driver? |
01:31 - 01:34 | A bloody fireman? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Oh Grow up!! |
01:37 - 01:40 | This is not a Bob the Builder Cartoon! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But I want to be a fireman! |
01:42 - 01:46 | A fireman!? Grow up you little baby |
01:46 - 01:48 | I want to look sexy in a fireman uniform |
01:48 - 01:52 | What's sexier than a pair of speedos!! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I am designing new uniforms |
01:56 - 01:57 | We'll all look sexy! |
01:57 - 02:00 | But I may not need any if people keep leaving |
02:00 - 02:03 | And then there's all the people asking for time off! |
02:04 - 02:08 | I don't have a whiteboard big enough |
02:08 - 02:13 | To write down all the shifts that need to be filled |
02:14 - 02:16 | And Universities can kiss my arse |
02:17 - 02:21 | Changing their timetables all the time |
02:27 - 02:29 | Cheerleading, Uni games, exams, placement |
02:30 - 02:34 | runny noses, spray tans, 21st's, holidays.. I Can't take it! |
02:34 - 02:36 | And If I find out that any of you are pregnant |
02:41 - 02:42 | and need a year off |
02:43 - 02:47 | Then I will have no choice |
02:48 - 02:53 | I will have to start hiring lesbians only! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Makaala, you better not go near a motorbike this Summer |
02:56 - 02:59 | The most dangerous thing you should do this Summer |
03:00 - 03:02 | Is a game of Canasta with your grandparents! |
03:04 - 03:07 | I know it smells out here, It was Tori |
03:14 - 03:16 | And then there's Cody |
03:19 - 03:23 | I trusted you |
03:25 - 03:26 | I take 3 days off to go to the snow |
03:31 - 03:33 | And I hear from my wife |
03:40 - 03:46 | That you were performing a strip show for her in the pump room |
03:46 - 03:49 | She tells me it must have been cold in there |
03:53 - 03:56 | Merry Xmas everyone. |