HEINZ
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| 00:07 - 00:15 | Interview with Heinz Ollesch |
| 00:15 - 00:17 | Look at this SUPERKOACH!!!! |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | the Big Mac of strong men !! |
| 00:20 - 00:25 | What do you think of the Championships today? |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | First, |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | I am the best strongman EVER |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | All other athletes must shut up |
| 00:33 - 00:36 | Every time I see them |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | I laugh and say: |
| 00:38 - 00:39 | Not good |
| 00:40 - 00:43 | But you judge at the Championships |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Total waste of my time |
| 00:46 - 00:48 | I tell them....Look at me |
| 00:48 - 00:51 | Will you ever be THAT good?? |
| 00:51 - 00:53 | I give them all 0 marks. |
| 00:53 - 00:56 | 0 is too good for them |
| 00:56 - 00:57 | Of course |
| 00:57 - 01:00 | Compared to me |
| 01:00 - 01:03 | everyone gets a big fat ZERO |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | for Bodybuilding, this is bad news |
| 01:06 - 01:11 | But why you smile at FIBO Power ? |
| 01:11 - 01:14 | Were you impressed with the talents? |
| 01:14 - 01:15 | Rubbish...!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm not impressed with any talent |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | I am only impressed with myself |
| 01:20 - 01:22 | Just look at me... |
| 01:22 - 01:25 | You think all this AWESOMENESS |
| 01:25 - 01:29 | can be impressed by anybody? |
| 01:29 - 01:32 | Eurosport should stop all programs |
| 01:32 - 01:35 | and just show me all day |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | I am the whole Champions league in one man |
| 01:40 - 01:44 | FIBO Power or Strongman Classic |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | are only good when I'm in them |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I'm a top athlete |
| 01:49 - 01:53 | otherwise they are a waste of time |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | vobo!&((QPMOPgomx]POM***@!@!@%% |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You speak too fast |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I don't know what the hell |
| 02:03 - 02:06 | you were babbling on about |
| 02:06 - 02:09 | Maybe you were asking me |
| 02:09 - 02:13 | why I have that famous picture |
| 02:13 - 02:18 | with me sitting on the Atlas stone? |
| 02:18 - 02:23 | Because all other athletes try hard |
| 02:23 - 02:28 | to lift the stone over their heads |
| 02:28 - 02:34 | but Heinz puts his bum over that stone |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Your strength is unimaginable |
| 02:36 - 02:37 | Right |
| 02:37 - 02:40 | Yesterday, one of my fans |
| 02:40 - 02:46 | tried to imagine how strong I am |
| 02:46 - 02:49 | His brain overheated |
| 02:49 - 02:53 | and exploded into 1000 pieces |
| 02:54 - 02:57 | Every strongman is scared of you |
| 02:57 - 03:00 | The strongest man in the world |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | came to see me this morning |
| 03:03 - 03:04 | Look what happened to him... |
| 03:06 - 03:07 | oh shit! |
| 03:09 - 03:13 | Tell me something people don't know about Heinz |
| 03:13 - 03:16 | First, I have many fans but.... |
| 03:16 - 03:19 | the biggest fan of Heinz Ollesch |
| 03:19 - 03:25 | is Heinz Ollesch.... |
| 03:25 - 03:30 | I think I am just incredible |
| 03:30 - 03:33 | Second, I am so strong and shocking that |
| 03:33 - 03:38 | there is really no limit to my power |
| 03:38 - 03:43 | Terry Hollands the strongman from England |
| 03:43 - 03:48 | thinks when I am doing a bench press |
| 03:48 - 03:52 | I"m not pushing the weights up |
| 03:52 - 03:59 | I am pushing planet Earth down with my back |
| 03:59 - 04:04 | it is HEinsztien's relativity theory |
| 04:04 - 04:07 | uh ...I..I...don't know what to say |
| 04:07 - 04:09 | That's OK |
| 04:09 - 04:14 | sometimes I don't know what to say too! |
| 04:14 - 04:20 | Did you know that I never look myself in the mirror? |
| 04:20 - 04:25 | I did it once and saw how big and strong I am |
| 04:25 - 04:30 | I couldn't speak for a whole year |
| 04:30 - 04:34 | Please remind us one more time |
| 04:34 - 04:39 | Why you are a super super-strong |
| 04:39 - 04:41 | Super Mega KOACH ! |
| 04:41 - 04:45 | As the top strongman of all time |
| 04:45 - 04:49 | I advise all other strongman athletes |
| 04:49 - 04:53 | to train very hard day and night |
| 04:53 - 04:57 | to do the impossible |
| 04:57 - 05:01 | blood, sweat and tears |
| 05:01 - 05:05 | then give up and become ballet dancers |
| 05:05 - 05:08 | Might as well, what's the point losers hahhhha |
| 05:08 - 05:11 | Exactly, thank you :-) |
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