| 00:00 - 00:03 | If we get off the train in Sheffield |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we can walk through the town centre |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and catch the tram to Hillsborough here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we can go and have a pint |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | at the blue ball pub |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | thats good, so |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | overall the price should be relatively cheap then? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You tell him |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Dejphon Chansiri is charging ridiculous prices |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | for match day tickets meaning the whole day will cost £200+ |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You three fuck wits stay, everyone else get lost |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking joking????? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT KIND OF PRICES ARE THOSE??? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ITS FUCKING WANK!!!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Middlesborough away cost less and there tonnes better |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THAT TINNED TUNA LOVING PRICK!!!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'M GOING TO RAM ONE UP HIS FUCKING ARSE!!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEN I'M GOING TO FUCK SHIT UP!!!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I DON'T CARE IF I GET ARRESTED!!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | What if we have a whip round the lads? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A FUCKING WHIP ROUND? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It was pay day this week, we should have enough between us all! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THEN I'LL BE IN FRIENDSHIP DEBT YOU WANKER!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I CAN'T LET YOU PAY! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'LL NEVER HEAR THE FUCKING LAST OF IT! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ESPECIALLY IF WE FUCKING LOSE!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | TO THOSE REPROBATES AT PIG CENTRAL!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | FUCK MY LIFE!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ALL I WANTED WAS A DAY OUT WITH THE LADS!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK???!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | NOW THAT TINNED TUNA WANKER HAS FUCKED LOT UP!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm going to have to work over time now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've already re-mortgaged this bunker the other month |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and i'm up to my fucking eyeballs in debt!!!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All I wanted was a day out of football |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BUT NOOO!!! ITS TOO MUCH TO ASK!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now i'm going to have to watch Gillette Soccer Saturday instead!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fucking Paul Merson can't even pronounce players names right!! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | After sniffing all those drugs the smackhead!!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Makes me want to throw my fucking Luger at the bastard TV!!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | What you crying for? I've got to deal with this shit at home later |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Cancel the mini bus to the train station |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and see if we can get a refund on the train tickets |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We'll just have to accept defeat this weekend lads |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and put up with our wives at home |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Were deffo fucking going next week instead |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | even if I have to sell my French porn collection to fund it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | everyone fuck off now and leave me alone |
