00:00 - 00:03 | ...and then after lunch |
00:04 - 00:05 | we can go for a lovely walk |
00:05 - 00:07 | up Mam Tor. |
00:08 - 00:12 | All we need to do is get our packed lunches. |
00:12 - 00:15 | The car park is a bit iffy but Leigh can show us the way. |
00:17 - 00:19 | I've been up Mam Tor before. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Let me show you the car park. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Pastor... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Leigh... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Leigh is our new Pastor |
00:34 - 00:36 | We think you should let her do something. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who wants Leigh to preach next Sunday, leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | This is MY church! |
01:15 - 01:17 | When I said I wanted to share responsibility it was just a joke! |
01:18 - 01:23 | I built this church up from nothing... |
01:25 - 01:28 | ... to next-to-nothing! |
01:29 - 01:31 | My wife is out there, wanting that woman to preach. |
01:31 - 01:34 | I bet they're comforting each other right now! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Anyone would think we're trying to do things differently. |
01:37 - 01:40 | Well, we're not! |
01:40 - 01:42 | We thought you wanted to end patriarchy... |
01:42 - 01:46 | It was a double bluff! They were supposed to worship me! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Pastor, we are following Jesus, not you. |
01:48 - 01:52 | You pathetic piece of do-gooding trash! |
01:53 - 01:54 | It was always about me! |
01:56 - 01:57 | I was the executive producer of the revive albums. |
01:57 - 02:00 | I spoke at the conferences! |
02:00 - 02:03 | You were supposed to respect me |
02:04 - 02:08 | but I knew all along you were sneering at me. |
02:08 - 02:13 | The only person left from the original revive is Luisa: |
02:14 - 02:16 | a girl! Can you believe it? |
02:17 - 02:21 | Well, I'm not going to take it any more. She can go to Riverside! |
02:27 - 02:29 | We're going to start all over again. |
02:30 - 02:34 | This time we'll get the right people. |
02:34 - 02:36 | People that understand loyalty. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Find me proper Christians. |
02:43 - 02:47 | Christians who do what they're told! |
02:48 - 02:53 | There are loads of them, why don't they come here? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Go and stand outside Vineyard. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Tell them we're trendy. Tell them anything! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Not everyone knows I'm dodgy! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Leigh, he gets like this every time I win an award. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I gave my whole life for this. |
03:19 - 03:23 | All I wanted in return was the adoration of a congregation of 2000 people. |
03:25 - 03:26 | At least you all want me to be Pastor. |
03:31 - 03:33 | We kill her before the induction. |
03:40 - 03:46 | See what you've made me become? |
03:46 - 03:49 | I was a pacifist but now I must be the hammer of the gods. |
03:53 - 03:56 | At least there will be Guinness cake. |