| 00:00 - 00:03 | Jongtu: So we managed to avoid eco round three. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As T side. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We can either smg and armour up and B rush. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Which is the most ideal option. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Or we can be sufficient and rifle A long. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Aligin: Perhaps we should B rush. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tell everyone to buy armour. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jongtu: Marshal, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jongtu: Coatsman... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Coatsman: I bought an SSG and a Deagle. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Puddy bought an SG with no armour. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Aligin: These people stay in teamspeak: Jongtu, Puddy, Coatsman, Xrated. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I GET DISAPPOINTED EVERY TIME |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have to kick Kieran and Cedric to play with you guys. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And you anchor every game. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Learn to fucking listen to the carry. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You are like a bunch of cheeky jews. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Coatsman thinks he's good with the SSG |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Puddy thinks the SG is a good gun. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Puddy: But Aligin, I use it better than the AK |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Aligin: And the AK is cheaper with one hit headshot. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Puddy: Aligin, I can spray and headshot with the SG. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Aligin: Then you may as well use the fucking p90 |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Why do I play with you? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I make a smurf account |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Pay $15 for the game |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Only to have to play with |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | People who can't sit still and kill someone with an AK. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | While you sit on 5 kills, I Sit on 20 half way. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I may as well play 1v5 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Or maybe I should just queue up with Hawko. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Every single game's the same. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I deserve to be LEM |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But I get put with noobs. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And put in Gold Nova |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I do not understand the ranking system of CS:GO. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just want to have fun and easy games. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I have to play with you |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | While Coatsman is sitting on Tinder. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Acting like he's good with chicks. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Cedric: It's okay Kieran, he won't be like this next game. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want to quit CS:GO |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm too good for it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | $15. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm done for the day. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want Starwars: Battlefront 2 already. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So I can at least enjoy playing games. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Men of War? |
