| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hello hello gentlemen. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Martial is scoring goals, Rooney broke his drought |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And depay scored one too |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | De Gea is still here as well |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Okay, how's di Maria going? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | my main man |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | um. er. you see... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | my lord |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Di Maria left for PSG |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he got tired of us |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone except head coaches leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT WAS THAT KID THINKING?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HE HAD EVERYTHING HERE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | bet he got sick of your shit coaching giggs |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | it's your fault he's not here |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | he was the one player i don't despise |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | think oF FUCKIN YASH SHARMA |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HE LOVED HIM |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I can relate, we just want him back |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | please, Di Maria was a pessimist and didn't even want to be here |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | he is an asshole anyway |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | so stop please he isn't worth it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | ILL TELL YOU WHATS ABOUT TO STOP |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | your motherfuckin heart kiddo |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This is no game |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I banged your mother btw tell her I say hi |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I bet Makris is already celebrating |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WHAT DID PSG EVER DO |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I don't like this game anymore |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | someone teach me nrl |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | soccer is a pansy sport anyway |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | if even zac garden plays it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | HES A SPECCY TWAT |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | his ig bio changes daily |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | just like Di marias |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | before he betrayed us, me! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | this is sadder than Clive Palmers diet |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | we need to hire shaine |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | he's my FUCKING NIGGA |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I love him way more than Di Maria, assholes |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry, Di Maria will come back |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Rooney is shit anyway |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I was bout to make Di Maria captain |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | what a cunt |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | as big as your mums |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | this might be the end |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll take up chess again, no more mourning |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Yash..... |
