| 00:00 - 00:05 | Sir, Miley Cyrus has won the battle. |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Miley Cyrus has won the battle. |
| 00:01 - 00:06 | Which is here. |
| 00:02 - 00:07 | She twerked on all of our men. |
| 00:02 - 00:07 | Right? |
| 00:02 - 00:07 | My lord, |
| 00:04 - 00:09 | She has quickly moved to another location to avoid us. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | She has quickly moved to another location to avoid us. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Which is here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | She has tried France, and Austria. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But then retreated to the UK. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, i'm sure you boys took care of her, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | right? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My lord, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | She... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She twerked on all of our men. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Their were no survivors. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need you 3 men to stay in here. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MEN?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | MY MEN I SENT TO KILL HER SURELY DID NOT DIE FROM HER TWERKING ON THEM! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | JUST SIMPLY SHOOT HER A COUPLE OF TIMES! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why are my soldiers so puny... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | SURELY I HAVE TRAINED MY ARMY TO KILL A SIMPLE WOMAN! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | SHE WAS PROBABLY SO BAD AT TWERKING THAT IT BURNED MY MEN'S EYES! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY SHOULD OF JUST LOOKED AWAY! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | SO THEY SIMPLY COULDN'T DIE! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Hitler her twerking killed everyone in a 30 feet radius! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEIR IS NO WAY! THEIR IS NO TWERK THAT IS THAT POWERFUL! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We sent troops to find out what happened! But everyone in the town was dead! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | IF SHE WANTS A WAR, SHE WILL GET A WAR! |
| 01:50 - 01:55 | She has tried France, and Austria. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I WILL KILL HER! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | She may be fast, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But she can't hide! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | NOBODY LIKES HER ANYWAY, HER SINGING IS GARBAGE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | SHE IS EVEN WORSE THAN JUSTIN BIEBER! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | SHE WILL MOST LIKELY CAUSE THE APOCALYPSE! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND WE WILL ALL DIE SLOWLY! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WE MUST STOP HER, NOW! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | She makes me puke... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | She might be strong, but she is ugly... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | She will rise from the UK! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | She will be destroyed! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | SO I CAN NEVER SEE HER HORRIBLE TWERKING AGAIN! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will be so happy! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But she her skin is like metal... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | She even twerked as a child! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | SHE EVEN SUNK A FISHING BOAT! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Hitler will try his best to get rid of that monster... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just may lose WW2 because of her... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is, atrocious. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | She's gone for now. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | She's Greek. She may go their next. |
| 03:32 - 03:37 | Well, i'm sure you boys took care of her, |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | She has everything that we have. |
| 03:41 - 03:46 | But then retreated to the UK. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even the coolest guns... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will not say more... |
