00:00 - 00:03 | The situation is dire, the American player has broken our control of Poland |
00:04 - 00:05 | At the end of turn 8 |
00:05 - 00:07 | he headlined Voice of America and completely eliminated us from South America |
00:08 - 00:12 | The Americans now dominate four out of a total six regions on the board |
00:12 - 00:15 | and hold the China Card for the possibility of making a play into Asia |
00:17 - 00:19 | That's okay, we will just play "War Games" |
00:19 - 00:21 | We will impress the other side with our military prowress and they will submit |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | "War Games"....... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The Americans headlined Missile Envy at the beginning of turn 9 |
00:34 - 00:36 | War Games has been sent to the discard pile |
00:53 - 00:58 | Will everyone who has won Twilight Struggle with the War Games card please leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the FUCK do you mean War Games is in the discard!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Have you looked at the map? It is our only avenue to victory! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Why the fuck do you think we have been keeping a Seven Victory point lead even at the expense of maintaining control of battlegrounds? |
01:25 - 01:29 | Do you think I enjoy watching Jesse Owens win gold medal after gold medal instead of couping on our first turn? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Of course not! |
01:31 - 01:34 | But we had to sponsor the games and try to win those precious victory points! |
01:34 - 01:37 | We can't roll worth a damn on any of our fucking coups |
01:37 - 01:40 | and the U.S. player draws Red Scare/Purge three times! |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, we still maintain domination in Central America |
01:42 - 01:46 | Central America!? Fuck Central America! Two lousy domination points! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, maybe with our current lead we can still win |
01:48 - 01:52 | Are you out of your mind? Europe has fallen, we have no access to South America and all of the African battlegrounds are overprotected. |
01:53 - 01:54 | It is over! |
01:56 - 01:57 | We bet everything on War Games. |
01:57 - 02:00 | Hell, we have even fallen behind on the space race when our scientists got captured. |
02:00 - 02:03 | We can't even shoot a fucking dog into space. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Meanwhile the American's are hitting every roll, scoring 7 points just from the space race track. |
02:08 - 02:13 | We have to just watch as they shoot Decolonization and De-Stallinization up to space every fucking turn. |
02:14 - 02:16 | I knew we shouldn't have given up the China Card |
02:17 - 02:21 | Taiwan isn't even a fucking battleground country! |
02:27 - 02:29 | How could this happen to us? |
02:30 - 02:34 | Everything started so perfectly! |
02:34 - 02:36 | We rolled a six on our Iran coup |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck..... |
02:43 - 02:47 | I never want to play this game again! I should just lower DEFCON to 1 and get it over with.... |
02:48 - 02:53 | Everyone knows the U.S. has the best Late War events anyways.... |
02:54 - 02:56 | The events are so cheap.... |
02:56 - 02:59 | They have Chernobyl, Solidarity, Tear Down this Wall..... |
03:00 - 03:02 | Iran-Contra Scandal? What the fuck does that card even do? |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we still have Aldrich Ames Remix..... |
03:14 - 03:16 | End the game..... |
03:19 - 03:23 | Just take a 2 ops card and coup Algeria..... |
03:25 - 03:26 | Just maybe....... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe we will roll a six for once...... |
03:40 - 03:46 | We were just so close..... |
03:46 - 03:49 | For a moment I just felt like everything would be ok |
03:53 - 03:56 | Everyone knows this game is imblanced anyways.... |