| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, this is a map of concentration camps. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Here's Auschwitz, transporting Jews |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | from Terezin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are doing what you said and everything |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | goes pretty well, mein Fuhrer. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what exactly are they doing there? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'd like to know that. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They use gas to kill Jews. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've already killed 17 millions of them. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Bohrman, Goebbels, stay here. The rest of you go away! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck have you done?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This will start the second world war! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You were doing what I didn't want to do! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I will have you killed in the same way you did |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | in their case! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Great Britain and France will declare us war |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | because of your stupidity! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You should have done what I told you to do! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we did what you told us. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bollocks! I didn't tell you to gas the Jews! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer you really said us to gas them. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut up you useless bastard, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | eat these pencils, bitch! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fuck you all! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I just wanted one easy thing! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And you killed 17 million people instead! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I should have done it myself, then! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I told you to bring me a glass of juice, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | not gas the Jews! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who the fuck promoted you to my master |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | advisors, huh? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will have to fight France and Poland. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Get my generals, we have to start our |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | blitzkrieg... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I didn't want to have second world war |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and you provoked it! Invade Poland! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We'll create the third Reich |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and hope that we'll success. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we will win the war. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Get Stalin on the phone, I want to |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | have an alliance with him and then betray him. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Russia sucks... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They can't do anything. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They just drink vodka so they are |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | same assholes as you are. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Next time... bring me the juice. |
