| 00:00 - 00:03 | I'm afraid Ozzy got loose from the kitchen |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, he has pood here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He also chewed up your slippers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and pissed on the floor |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of Sarah and Michael |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They can come get him. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They are on holiday in Scotland. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've only just got there. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | How did this happen? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why did I agree to this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | dumping that little shit on me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | they know what he is like! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What did they think was going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | fucking liberty! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look at what he does at home |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Like, hes gonna come to my house |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and not shit everywhere and eat everything |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they thought he might be ok |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Did that dog shit in your head you retard? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they just thought you could handle him |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well you fucking take him then!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | In fact, get on Pets4Homes |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And get that mutt listed! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Chihuahua Puppy, house trained, Friendly" £100 |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If Sarah & Michael fell for that shite |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm sure someone else fucking will!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | MY GOD, he never-fucking-stops |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You know, he chewed my mustache comb |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | My mum gave me that fucking comb |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He just...never stops |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He is destroying my soul |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I cant take anymore of him |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Cant we give him to someone else? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Get them back here, call them, fly them here |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They can collect him and fuck off back on holiday with the lil shit |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He was fine last time |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He can stay in that Caravan |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Leave him to it! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, Ozzy willl be gone soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Goto my house, lock him in the toilet |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | he cant do much damage in there |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Right? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Give him a biscuit |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wish he was more like Poppy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Even if her breath does smell like sewage |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Damn you Sun Holiday's |
