00:00 - 00:03 | Welcome gentlemen. |
00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see here |
00:05 - 00:07 | we have finally secured Berlin. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Now we must move our forces west |
00:12 - 00:15 | to kill those silly Americans. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, we must restore order in Europe, |
00:19 - 00:21 | no matter what the cost. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Evan, |
00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
00:31 - 00:33 | We don't have the PU's |
00:34 - 00:36 | We also don't have enough infantry. |
00:53 - 00:58 | I can't believe this... I can't |
01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean not enough infantry? |
01:15 - 01:17 | The Americans have nothing! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Japan has Russia on the ropes. |
01:25 - 01:28 | We control nearly all of Africa! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Japan is rich! UK is poor! |
01:31 - 01:34 | This is ridiculous. |
01:34 - 01:37 | I say we invade all of the Allies |
01:37 - 01:40 | at the same time! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But, Fuhrer we only have one transport. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Well make them swim then! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Evan, in the rules ... it says you can't do that. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Does it look like I care? |
01:53 - 01:54 | Because I don't! |
01:56 - 01:57 | They all have to pass the swim test, ya? |
01:57 - 02:00 | Then make them swim! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Washington DC must fall! |
02:04 - 02:08 | We must restore the glory of the Reich. |
02:08 - 02:13 | Or else Brian will make fun of me for days! |
02:14 - 02:16 | We MUST win, at all costs! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Drug Corts if you need to |
02:27 - 02:29 | I want him gone |
02:30 - 02:34 | he has been a thorn in my side the entire war! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Just take him out! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Then... then there is Russia |
02:43 - 02:47 | I cannot stand the Russians! |
02:48 - 02:53 | All they do is buy infantry! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Hey Stalin, try buying an artillery! |
02:56 - 02:59 | But no! Not even once! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Let alone a fighter! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It will be okay, the fuhrer gets a little angry when he's hungry. |
03:14 - 03:16 | At least we have Japan. |
03:19 - 03:23 | They saved us from the Allies. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Thank you Zach. |
03:31 - 03:33 | We are forever indebted. |
03:40 - 03:46 | So, we press on. |
03:46 - 03:49 | and fight until the Allies are no more. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Long live Germany. |