| 00:01 - 00:07 | And in other sports news, we have received news about a little known imperialist sport, rugbee |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | It would appear that England the last member country of the British Empire have been knocked out of their own world cup |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | By a team of sheep farmers, hair stylists and surfers from Austria |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Sorry Australia, which is geographically close to us I believe |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Australia, whilst only taking part in the competition to poke fun at British teams |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Actually knew how to scrimmage, sorry scrummage better than the Imperialists |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | And whilst having an uglier back line were more familiar in knowing what to do with the ball |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | England in their dazzling but ill fitting kit, again lost the plot, which is not new for their sportsmen |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | And managed to follow their defeat against another sheep based nation, Wales with an inglorious loss |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | and a spectacular disintegration against Australia |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Unfortunately, like all the sports the English take part in they will now start to realise they arent really very good. |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | This now puts Rugby alongside most other ball games in that country on an equal footing! |
