| 00:01 - 00:06 | Hello, my little ones. |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | Pork pops taste very good. Yum yum. |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | What's nine plus ten? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Twenty-one. |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Suck my dick already. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Petey pigs poop preciously on pink penguins. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | Your'e an asshole. |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Who likes being raped? |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | I do. |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | Yeah, I do. |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | Hey, guess what. |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | What? |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | Immpressive. |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | Glorko. |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | Did you teach yourself that? |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | No. My anus did. |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | That's darling. |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | Whipper cheese is here to please. |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | Just kidding. |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | So, how are the kids? |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | Tasty. |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | Are you a toaster? |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | Yum yum! |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | Go fuck a tree. |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | Yeah right, toots. |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | I think I just shit my pants. |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | I'm going to lick the shit. |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | It will be tasty. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Just like the kids. |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | Fuck, now I'm hungry. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Yeah. |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | Ok. |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | Cool. |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | I lost my virginity last week. |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | Awesome! |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | Yeah. |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | MMMM.....kids......... |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | Blort. |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | Who wants to sleep with me tonight? |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | Yeah right, toots. |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | Somebody cue the laugh track! |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | Aw hell no. |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | Well sorry! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Cool. |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | Who wants to be fingered? |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | Bob does. |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | He's hiding in the crowd up there. |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | Cool. |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | SHTOONK! MAGOOK! |
