| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Moundfield, Mychett platoons postings are in |
| 00:03 - 00:05 | 15 of them have got germany |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Sir,apparently only 10 wanted germany |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | all the others wanted to stay in UK |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | what, that cant be true |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | what the fuck do they want to stay here for? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | They say...they have personal reasons |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | like Holdens childen and Ellie |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and not forgetting Parkers new found love |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | before i go batshit crazy,everyone who isnt Mychett Staff. Leave the room now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Stay In The Fucking UK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Stupid Fucking Mo'Fuckers |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What about TAX free cars and cheap prostitutes |
| 01:25 - 01:29 | there scared of hard work thats what it is |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Mo'Fuckers |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is even worse than Inkerman shaggin Roussilon |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and dont even get me started on that |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Those filthy bastards...Shaggin on my camp! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, but Mychett wasnt found out to be shagging |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | stop lying that midget smith was poking his sausage in that girl |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, with all due respect it was only one |
| 01:48 - 01:53 | Only one, stop fucking arguing with me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Im sick of it |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | Im going to go on muster later |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and smash every single one of them |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and i dare them to laugh at my drill voice!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | i will shove my stick up there fucking arses |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They think they can wear what they want on my camp |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Shagg each other on my camp |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And think they can get away with it...MUTHAFUCKERS |
| 02:27 - 02:30 | Im calming down now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Them fucking idiots |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | its not good for my health |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But i see them marching |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | like shit cunts, they dont know what shoulder height is or even there left from right |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And what the fuck is Cheetham still doing here? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Nobody now is to fuck up, you hear! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Because if they do, its the fucking RLC for them |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND THERE THE SHITTEST CUNTS EVER |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, my Husband is RLC too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Where was i? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Oh ye, Mytchett Platoon |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Dont tell them there postings |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Well tell some.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | In fact I really am going to miss them shit cunts |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They had that really fast kid and cute little samuel |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Goodbye Mychett |
