| 00:00 - 00:03 | mein fuhrer, we have some terrible news about laura and emma. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They were caught conspiring around about here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they didnt want to go to gosford street |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | something to do with them fucking up your england scroll |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | get kinnie on the phone |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they were doing |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have been inked up |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They were organizing through wats app |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't from beduffff, get out the room now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck were they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | getting a fucking tattoo like fuckin cheryl cole?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And not even consulting with me first? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do they think they fucking look cool |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to Courtney Love |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | She looks like a fucking hoe! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Laura's leg will look like a bastard etcher sketch! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, i think it looks ok?! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OK?? Rick, your cov badge would look better on their fucking arms |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated and looking for recognition |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get recognition, but we'll get ripped |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | absolutely blagged by the tattoo artist |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, girls, it'll look sound" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, i'll have to rub the top of your legs"!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They'll be wearing skirts shorter than that slut Jordan! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need a goddam slap |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some asshole with a needle, going to work on our birds, thinking he's a geeza |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're fucked when they get to 40 |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from our mistakes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't take it off once its on |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this letting them do their own thing |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A tattoo jus before ibiza and they think they are going out without us? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a show up! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Krishna, Punit said you can get one! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The lucky lucky men will be taking the piss out of us |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll think we let our birds rule the roost |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "you faggots" they'll say |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | im not a fag |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | What will we tell the kids?? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Next thing you know, they'll be wanting tattoo 's |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | tell ya, gutted! |
