The Launch
187 views • 10/7/2015
Before Launch Day
| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is where we have set up for the launch of our new version. |
| 00:04 - 00:06 | It is virgin territory untainted by the SS RMF. |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | They will never guess our real motives. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | So we can manipulate attendees into our way of thinking very easily! |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and do what we like at the launch |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | And No one is coming that could upset our plans for our new look and feel?. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer . |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There is one |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Extra Special One will be there! That dumbass Helmut-Schmitt spilt the beans. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You know how close they are |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has ever used Rosson SSK or the Digging Man can go yodel and crap outside. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That idiot with his Arial 11 obsession |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That nutter Obergruppenführer Reichard Spielvers dont you! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You were supposed to tell him it was in Uruguay you f**kwit. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do you think we are - a f*cking software company!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You f*cking Morons!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We could have swept through Europe at will using Times New Roman and a host of other fonts. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who gives a sh*t if the Grid lines dont line up? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We could put a f**king porn site in it for all the testing they bother with. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But it has been difficult since we lost ReichsMarschall Brücken to the Sheep Sh**gers. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Brücken!, he was almost as bad, you d*ckhead |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | At least his Demos and Jokes were in a different class altogether! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Well F**k them, they can all go back to using f*cking pencil and paper. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You f*cking idiot |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The funny handshake Brigade will be all over us now! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What are we going to show them at the launch now |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Whats wrong with Times New Roman or Calibri |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Nobody is using Arial F*cking 11 anymore!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It is so Old Fashioned! And that stupid F**king B*st*rd will be laughing at us now. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now we are going to have to start from scratch to satisfy that f*cking bell end!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I would rather have my other B*llock removed than given in to Reichard and his other OPO Helmut Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Tell Spielvers He can bring me a load of HBs now he knows where we will be! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | So I can scribble everywhere in Arial f*cking 11 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I used love his obsession with detail! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | If Spielvers |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | hadnt spent 2 years holidaying in Oz wed be laughing |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and if we hadnt poisoned his cat, hed still be shovelling sh*t out of his kitchen. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Are you going to tell the Developers???? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Are you going to tell them we have to completely rebuild the system? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Using QA, Standards, Testing and all that sh*t! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, We all miss PROMIS too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Helmut tricked me once as well with the promise of a Purchase Order. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It never came, and now they know where we are! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You have all failed me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I just thought the Launch of 3.2 was the Dogs Bollocks, THE One you know. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Better than that Clown Computers outfit, and now you have fucked it up and told Spielvers where we are launching |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now he will brainwash everyone with Arial 11 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Well F*cking Done |
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