| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gentleman welcome to Martys Stag |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will be going on the lash |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 01:21 | From what we can tell, they aren't used to the Irish |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and definitely not used to baggers. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of their women |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want and pay them to dance all night |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Paddy |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They don't have any women |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | This is the worlds most gay friendly city |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone in this town is gay or a tranny? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck where you thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Organizing a stag with no women? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And no strippers or brassers? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to Village people. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They where straight when they started the stag |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Arses as tight as a 1 cent coin. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Paddy, the men are horny and not happy. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What the fuck am I supposed to do? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They are frustrated and looking to stick their cock anywhere. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get a hole alright, but what of it? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It'll be some blonde flamer |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Or Asian Lady |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Paddy, we its a problem." |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix the it!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you fuckingkidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I need tits and ass. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Not cock and balls. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not such a stupid idea. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're doomed without a plan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If we would learn from history. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't fuck something with a cock. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Enough of this bullshit. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this pumping cocks without thinking. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I want whores on tap. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we all retweeted. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The protesters will leave with politician's promises |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll feel satisfied with the results |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "We won." |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for a leader to pop up. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they make concrete demands, they may stand a chance. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
