| 00:02 - 00:05 | The fucking GNR have fined me 120 |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | Mein Fuhrer, I have the IMTT on the line |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | Apparently your licence has no expiry date |
| 00:10 - 00:15 | They say under the new regulations driving licences must have an expiry date |
| 00:15 - 00:17 | Of course my licence has a fucking expiry date |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But they say yours expired on 30 April 1945 |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Give me the fucking phone |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Hello |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | Are you going to give my fucking driving licence back to me |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Nein |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Why the fuck not |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Nein, it's expired |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | But it's a fucking new photocard EU licence, issued under the new 2012 regulations |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | According to our records, you died 68 years ago |
| 00:40 - 00:45 | When you shot yourself and that whore Braun in your bunker |
| 00:45 - 00:51 | It is strictly against EU regulations to issue driving licences to dead people |
| 00:52 - 00:59 | Listen you dipshit, do I sound fucking dead! It was all a spoof, I've been living in Portugal for all those fucking years |
| 01:02 - 01:03 | Wankers! |
| 01:03 - 01:05 | I'll tell them I'm non-resident |
| 01:05 - 01:07 | And I'm here as a fucking visitor in their country |
| 01:07 - 01:09 | Then they can do fuck all about it |
| 01:12 - 01:14 | But Mein Fuhrer, you have residencia here in Portugal |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | You cannot be a resident and a visitor |
| 01:16 - 01:18 | Fuck off twat |
