| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gentlemen, we have discovered an "issue" |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The feminists convened in Utah last week |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in Mapleton Canyon |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have written rules on how men are to behave. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, it's not clear what they want. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm not sure I follow. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The first sentence says "Welcome!" |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They say we are not oppressed. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say we don't get to be the leaders in a feminist space. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave this room if you have never sent a dick pic to a feminist. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | When have Mormon men tried to dominate the conversation? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Can anyone really say that one sex bears a greater burden under patriarchy than another? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I bet there's a feminist out there who is upset I didn't post a trigger warning. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What arrogance! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is only going to drive away men who want to be allies! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ALL THEY HAD TO DO, was ask permission to explain to the guys |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | what they THINK the problems are, and then the men could put a team together to sit and listen to their "concerns". |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they say we have "privilege" |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHAT?! We are just as oppressed as they are! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the women are going outside the gender rules! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | When will they learn that girls are supposed to be nice?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Now we have angry feminists! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit as usual. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "The patriarchy causes all of our problems!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Shoulders don't create rapists!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why do those least likely to be sexually assaulted complain about it the most? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They need an attitude adjustment. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They need a man to show them where they are wrong. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed if they can't be kind to men. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They will lose all of their male allies if they keep this kind of thinking up |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this "Welcome men, now shut up." |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Too much "Men, you don't get to tell us how to do feminism." |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm so sick of it. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Mormon Feminism is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I've heard wearing pants is really uncomfortable. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The feminists will keep gathering support. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We saw how Pants and Prayers went down. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Next is Women's Ordination. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We can't control them. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for a man who can get through to them. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hopefully we can show them where they are wrong. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I fear I am laid low by the matriarchy. |
