| 00:00 - 00:03 | The results have come in from the ford and holden factorys |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the holdens are looking great this year |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but the fords are look like my hairy din |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | all is well with the utes preformance |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the sedans preformance is great too |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Stop feeding me bullshit about the for and cut to the chase |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | get on with it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | um.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | none of them does |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | not even the maloo |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone that drives a ford get the fuck out of this room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck actual fuck!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | we told those fuckers to turbo them |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | useless motherfuckers |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I bet they all sound like fucking hybrid |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | fuckwits!!!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | know evey coon in cairns will be dring slow vehicles |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | fucking boongs need fast ford and holdens |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I knew we never should have got that wog fella |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | sir, your taking it to serious |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up you shit bastard |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, no need to get personal |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you drive a fucking toyota yairs |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | faggot! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | all i ask for is something to dose in |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | is that to much to ask |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes Bill, the new banners do suit the hall |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He knows all the right fucking answers to give me! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now he goes and does this to me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I thought we had sown the seed |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The Taize Chant, Graduation Ceremony, Special achievements. I changed everything! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We even had full attendance this year |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I brought in suspension books so even the spastics can work at home |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I thought the boys liked my jokes about State of origin |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Obviously not |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I try and try, I kicked out all the retards before their exams |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Fucking Mr Wright, you're a librarian mate |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No one uses bloody JSTOR mate, and they dont listen to your lectures |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Toombsy's mole could have gotten better results |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who the fuck hired Tierney! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Sarah, our history boys did well |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Bring Marino back, im going to drown him |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I thought he was my soul mate |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | i loved him. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That prick will learn. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I thought we'd sown the seeds, i was ready for reaping |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fuck it, I guess no one likes me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need to get some pussy |
