00:00 - 00:03 | Bob, Crawford has telephoned |
00:04 - 00:05 | He is on his own 26 duty near Ealing Road |
00:05 - 00:07 | and had parked his van just here |
00:08 - 00:12 | and was walking along looking at the sky like a mong |
00:12 - 00:15 | and has fallen down a hole around here somewhere ! |
00:17 - 00:19 | I am sorry, did you say a hole? |
00:19 - 00:21 | A hole, a round hole? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Furher |
00:27 - 00:28 | Bob... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Bob he is serious |
00:34 - 00:36 | He says it was a huge pothole, quite deep |
00:53 - 00:58 | Patti, Marwah, Ken, get out now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is he doing? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Falling down a fucking hole the useless cunt |
01:18 - 01:23 | Can he not see, is he fucking blind? |
01:25 - 01:28 | What does think is going to happen? |
01:29 - 01:31 | He's fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | With his huge fucking thumbs and fucking gravy shit |
01:34 - 01:37 | dribbling pot noodle everywhere |
01:37 - 01:40 | and that fucking David Brent dance he does |
01:40 - 01:42 | Bob, he is a twat of the biggest scale |
01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse to charge in and fall down a fucking hole |
01:46 - 01:48 | Bob he wears womens underwear |
01:48 - 01:52 | I will take away the cunts crayons |
01:53 - 01:54 | and kick his arse |
01:56 - 01:57 | We'll be in the Courier for this |
01:57 - 02:00 | he will make us all look like cunts |
02:00 - 02:03 | our quality will plummet |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | This on top of the bollard fiasco, did i say i have it on cctv? |
02:14 - 02:16 | 4 HD cameras you know |
02:17 - 02:21 | I will put that cunt in a van with Suliman |
02:27 - 02:29 | He will drive him mad |
02:30 - 02:34 | and he will learn the meaning of respect |
02:34 - 02:36 | and stop with the BEES shit |
02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
02:48 - 02:53 | and falling down a fucking hole is the last straw |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Who do does he think he is fooling? |
03:00 - 03:02 | Does he take me for a cunt? |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna we'll fill the hole. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Then i can go on my holiday |
03:19 - 03:23 | Tony, take a spare van and go and get Michael |
03:25 - 03:26 | be gentle with him |
03:31 - 03:33 | the prick slap him |
03:40 - 03:46 | Bring him back to the office but make sure he has done his door to doors |
03:46 - 03:49 | And please mind that fucking hole |
03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |