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| 00:05 - 00:12 | NENO, não sei que tens na cabeça de fazer uma festa tão afrescalhada como esta.... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Posso até aceitar isto, a festa é tua... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Mas convidar as mulheres ai é foda... |
| 00:22 - 00:24 | E esta bosta de macarrão de novo... |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | Isto eu não aceito mais... |
| 00:28 - 00:33 | Sinto muito Cela, sei que foi voce que fez. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Assim não falta carvao, certo ? |
| 00:36 - 00:41 | Fialho, nao sei o que tu reclamas tanto, o macarrão ta gostosso... |
| 00:42 - 00:46 | Dunha, não sei se ja te mandaram tomar no cu hoje, |
| 00:46 - 00:48 | se não mandarm vai... |
| 00:50 - 00:57 | Esta bixa gorda tem mania de elogiar estas comidinhas na frente das mulheres, to cansado de ser alvo de criticas. |
| 00:57 - 00:59 | Mas arrumei uma solução. |
| 01:00 - 01:02 | Certo, me entregue. |
| 01:03 - 01:06 | Voces sempre queriam pizza, aqui ta o cardapio. |
| 01:08 - 01:11 | Só vou pedir que eu gosto... |
| 01:11 - 01:13 | Nada de camarão... |
| 01:19 - 01:21 | Vamos ver o que tem.... |
| 01:23 - 01:26 | "Furi-croc, Sunomono, Shimeji..." |
| 01:28 - 01:30 | "Shitake, Miso-shiru..." |
| 01:30 - 01:33 | "Rolinho Primavera..." |
| 01:38 - 01:39 | "Sushi..." |
| 01:39 - 01:44 | Esta merda não é o cardapio da pizzaria!!! |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | Assim é foda... |
| 01:46 - 01:51 | That son of a bitch ripped me off! |
| 01:55 - 01:56 | It's Braz, he said... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | ...let's meet at Guitar Center... |
| 01:58 - 01:59 | ...exchange in the parking lot... |
| 02:00 - 02:02 | ...it'll be a quick and easy transaction... |
| 02:03 - 02:06 | ...it's a tone machine, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! |
| 02:06 - 02:08 | I want Braz... |
| 02:09 - 02:11 | I have to have Brazillian.... |
| 02:12 - 02:16 | I'll track this bastard down and get a refund! |
| 02:16 - 02:20 | Then I'll kick his ass! |
| 02:24 - 02:28 | Please, go and download all the info you can on this guy... |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | ...and look for a real Braz while you are at it! |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | Sir, I cannot authenticate a Braz fretboard... |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Then get in touch with MLP; they can help you. |
| 02:39 - 02:41 | I was banned recently for tagging... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | THEN GET UN-BANNED! |
| 02:45 - 02:47 | You, please sit down. |
| 02:53 - 02:55 | You are going to tell everyone my LP is a Braz... |
| 02:56 - 03:02 | You will all tell everyone that Henry gave his personal endorsement of my fretboard...100% Brazillian Rosewood... |
| 03:03 - 03:07 | Sir, you know that sound tests prove that the new laminated fingerboard is as good as Braz... |
| 03:10 - 03:12 | Thank you, you know how to make me happy... |
| 03:13 - 03:17 | ...now I will fool everyone into believing that my guitar... |
| 03:17 - 03:22 | Is a true Braz fretboard... |
| 03:22 - 03:23 | Sir... |
| 03:23 - 03:31 | The next time you address me you will call me "Keeper of the Brazillian..." and you will also tell others to address me this way. |
| 03:32 - 03:37 | Everyone will tell me how great my tone is, and compliment me on the Braz fretboard...it's grain is second to none. |
| 03:38 - 03:41 | Better even than Slash's... |
| 03:42 - 03:49 | Soon everyone will buy my records, and I'll get a true hand-hold on my market share of those sales...... |
| 03:50 - 03:55 | After that it's touring...imagine all the booze, drugs, and "horizontal mambo" you'll get....... |
| 03:55 - 04:00 | How many chicks do you think your guitar will get us? |
| 04:01 - 04:09 | Dude, you're gonna be so deep in the chicks you won't know which way is up...all because of my Braz... |
| 04:09 - 04:14 | I'm gonna have to shake you awake every day...you'll be drunk in it. |
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