00:00 - 00:03 | The results for the Bomb Squad have come in Pully. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Everyone got in except one bloke. |
00:05 - 00:07 | He missed gym and ice baths. |
00:08 - 00:12 | He's been saying horrible things. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Reckons he's too good for it and it does nothing for him. |
00:17 - 00:19 | I would like to know these bloke's 'life theory' |
00:19 - 00:21 | makes no fucking sense. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Pully... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Trav... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Trav is the bloke that's missing. |
00:34 - 00:36 | He's gone home. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is friends with Travis 'the-backstabbing-prick', get out... |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is he doing! |
01:15 - 01:17 | He was my project! My legacy! |
01:18 - 01:23 | And he missed his ice bath and gym?? |
01:25 - 01:28 | What does he think i'm going to do to him? |
01:29 - 01:31 | He's fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | First i'm going to rip his gay earring out |
01:34 - 01:37 | Then i'm going to take him on the oval |
01:37 - 01:40 | And take marks all over his fucking curly haired face! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Pully, that's too extreme we need him for the weekend. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up Dzuf or i'll re-set your crooked fucking nose! |
01:46 - 01:48 | No please Pully, i'll stop. |
01:48 - 01:52 | You miss Monday nights anyway you ugly fuck. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Twice a week! |
01:56 - 01:57 | That's all i asked of Trav. |
01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes Josh i'll hold your glutes while you squat" |
02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes Josh i love your physique" |
02:04 - 02:08 | He knows all the right fucking answers to give me! |
02:08 - 02:13 | And now he goes and does this to me |
02:14 - 02:16 | I wouldn't have this at Swan Districts. |
02:17 - 02:21 | No one called me Voldemort, pushed in front of me in the medical room or got inside my forward 50. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Fucking 'Professor Clouston' |
02:30 - 02:34 | He doesn't understand i'm the one who kicks our goals. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Even if i miss it's all i do... |
02:41 - 02:42 | I do miss too much. |
02:43 - 02:47 | But i fucking try! It's not my fault. |
02:48 - 02:53 | My quads just get in the way and i can't lift my muscular legs.. |
02:54 - 02:56 | and i've got blokes who don't do their ice baths kicking to me on the boundary. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Do you think i'm fucking Benny Weightman! |
03:00 - 03:02 | But fucking Trav! I can't believe that bloke has a mrs! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, i think he has a few so he might not be talking about you. |
03:14 - 03:16 | If he misses it again i'll drown him. |
03:19 - 03:23 | And i'll lose my soul mate. |
03:25 - 03:26 | i love him. |
03:31 - 03:33 | That prick will learn. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Keep making sure everyone else does the Bomb Squad. |
03:46 - 03:49 | If they refuse, i'll mount Trav's head to the wall. |
03:53 - 03:56 | See if it we get 100% Bomb Squad then. |