| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our end of season piss up will be a cracker |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We'll head straight to King Street |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Bar 21, Goldfingers, then Men's Gallery |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Kittens used to be full contact, but now it's full of wogs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So we're best to steer clear. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm not interested in titty bars. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who do we play in the first week of the finals? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Hibberd... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Hibberd's kick didn't count... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We didn't make the finals. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thought it was a good idea to start Gawn over Jacobs get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell were you thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You trade Bartel to Balls? For what? |
| 01:18 - 01:24 | For Mr fuckin' Mackie? Why didn't you hold out for Rockliff? |
| 01:25 - 01:29 | Balls has fucked every women in that hallway and now he's fucked me! |
| 01:30 - 01:31 | You too? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And where do I start with all those trades to Chicken Train? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't even remember who we gave up there were so many. |
| 01:37 - 01:39 | I told you not to drink and trade. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | A mistake, like drinking and tweeting... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | At least you can delete fucked up tweets! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you can't get Griffin back once he's gone. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're telling me fuck face. But at least we got a stud in return right? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Marc fuckin' Murphy. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He's consistent you said |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Rarely scores below 90 you said |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A perfect perma vice captain behind Pendles you said. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | First he breaks his jaw then Crowley breaks his spirit |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | In the one game we needed him. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I knew I should have dropped him for Hayes. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | One spaztard for another. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | At least Hayes can toss off Milney and Roo at the same time. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Just closes his eyes and gets the job done. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Don't get me started on Milney. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't want to get worked up. |
| 02:48 - 02:52 | I've dealt with this disaster pretty well so far. |
| 02:52 - 02:56 | I suppose we did get rid of Hurn just before he got injured right? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Traded him for Brent fuckin' Moloney |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I suppose I should be happy? Broke even on that one right? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, the Paddy Ryder trade was a win. |
| 03:13 - 03:16 | Paddy Ryder scored well I suppose. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We picked him up to play him in the ruck. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But we never did. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Kept playing him as a forward. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Thinking that Cunthole Waite would come back to strengthen the forward line. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So we could put Ryder in the ruck and fuck off Jacobs and Gawn altogether. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Max fuckin' Gawn... |
