| 00:01 - 00:05 | Can't believe I got on the game on the weekend Wardy |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Yeah me either! |
| 00:07 - 00:14 | What do you mean cunt, you're my one and only friend, you gotta give me some confidence! |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | *laughs* |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | What did you say cunt, you saying I'm not good enough? |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | That's exactly what I'm saying, you can't kick or handball! |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | Well, um, fuck you. At least I get to play footy this year! |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | *laughs* |
| 00:29 - 00:33 | What are you laughing for you immature fuckstick? |
| 00:33 - 00:35 | I'd rather be sitting on the sidelines, than having your playing abilities |
| 00:35 - 00:39 | *Crying* You've got to be kidding me mate, I kept you warm at all those school camps! |
| 00:39 - 00:43 | No you didn't that never happened! Anyways my right foot has more skill than yours! |
| 00:43 - 00:47 | Haha you're kidding right? Come catch me in your casted leg fuckface |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I could catch you with one leg, you slow fucker! |
| 00:50 - 00:52 | Shut up, anyways. I slept with your girlfriend |
| 00:53 - 00:55 | No you didn't don't say that! |
| 00:55 - 00:58 | I did, and I jacked off on her titties! |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | Hehehe, titties |
| 01:05 - 01:07 | You know Jack, I always did fancy you |
| 01:07 - 01:14 | What are you trying to say Wardy? Because you know I have too |
| 01:14 - 01:15 | Hehe |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Does this mean we are gay? |
| 01:17 - 01:19 | I think it does mate |
| 01:19 - 01:27 | Well do you want to try anal sex right here? I'm a fan of gay porn, so I know what I'm doing |
| 01:27 - 01:29 | Now hold your horses rusty, I'm not sure this is what I want |
| 01:29 - 01:33 | Thats's bullshit, I've been waiting for this moment from the first time I met you. |
| 01:33 - 01:34 | I don't think I'm ready |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That's a bullshit excuse, your knee, now you won't have sex with me?! |
| 01:38 - 01:42 | That's exactly right, you need to treat me like a lady first! |
| 01:42 - 01:47 | Alright cunt, I'll play it your way. You are the wind beneath my wings |
| 01:47 - 01:50 | That's better baby, cutie hehe |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Then from that wind my penis comes through and smacks you in the face! |
| 01:53 - 01:57 | Fuck you're nasty baby, take me from behind!! |
| 01:57 - 02:01 | Aren't you going to suck me off first? |
| 02:01 - 02:03 | I don't do that shit rusty, I have standards! |
| 02:03 - 02:08 | That's horseshit, suck me off motherfucker. My small penis needs some action!!! |
