| 00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Domino we managed to get online in an internet cafe |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | just outside of Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As per your orders we shot everyone in there |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and anyone within a five mile radius. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Good. Where did I finish? 1st? 2nd? 3rd? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ermm... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dom.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You didn't make the top 10. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Not even the top 100. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you didn't ****ing vote for me leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | One of you is ****ing lying. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Three votes got you on the list. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I can't believe that tw@ out there, LJOC didn't even vote for me. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | or that bitch, LadyM |
| 01:29 - 01:34 | 12 ****ing years I was camped in Website Feedback complaining about videos |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | I saw some of the people who were lower down the list. That fat **** and the one with the hideous eyebrows. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Herr Domino. Don't be tight. He was in a car crash. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Was he **** you dumb arse ****. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, his wife paid to have his brows tattooed on. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | His wife pays for ****ing everything in that house. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Including the pedigree cat food. |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | I'm going to have to pretend I didn't give a **** about the list now. |
| 01:59 - 02:03 | And that will be about as believable as Ray@ being a new poster. |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Did the Soundlady make it on the list? |
| 02:07 - 02:13 | If I hear her talk about her weight or show her legs one more time I'll flounce like that fat ****. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'd crush his balls if they weren't covered in lard. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And as for Mossy, he's so far up Jazzy's arse he might as well just change his name to butt plug. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I needed this. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Ever since they made banned me on Tina. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And then confided me to one thread. |
| 02:41 - 02:47 | If I find out that **** Fowi won I'll cut his Croatian hair off and make some real eyebrows for Geezer |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And when I said Higgy would finish above me I obviously meant I'd at least be on the list. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What's wrong with me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Yeah I have no neck |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But at least I managed to pull that **** LadyM |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK M'lady we all know he had to pay for it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I've been here too long. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I should do a poncy flounce like fatso |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And that tool Higgy LOL |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm done here. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to write to Matt and tell him to delete my account |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or does it need to be Jannnno now. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ****ing ****s |
