| 00:00 - 00:03 | Shiver Saturdays is happening tonight. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We expect people coming from |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | for the best party around. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It will be wild and off the chain. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I need bottle service |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And V.I.P. access. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | V.I.P. and bottle service... May be sold out by now... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | So sorry, we can still go party anyway! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that was lame enough to not want to go out tonight, leave now please. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Are you fucking KIDDING ME!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who do you think you are?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All I wanted to do tonight was drink Fireball |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and dance the night away with my friends! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How am I supposed to groove to Cyborg N, Parth Fader |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Albert Adkins, and Trey Napoleon now?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is ridiculous! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we can still go and party!! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DO it then! I want Fireball! I want Grey Goose and sexy girls dancing! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, we are trying, but you can still go to Applebees perhaps? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | APPLEBEES?!! I want LAZERS! I want Sexy Rave girls and Lights! I want SHIVER! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is BULLSHIT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You fools had one job to do! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Get me on the guestlist so I could avoid lines and have a V.I.P. table! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How can I get my groove on now!??!?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You dare tell me that I should visit Applebees?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What about sexy EDM girls?!?! Applebees has none of these, and I don't want queso! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If I can't do Shiver Saturday tonight then heads will roll! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I love Cyborg N and Parth Fader! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Get me into the best party in town! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am so tired of lame ass EDM shows and chain restaurants! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All their food tastes the same and |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I need good DJs. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't take it anymore! I need variety! I need an off the chain party! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Doesn't anyone have any imagination?! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I hate Rihanna! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I just wanted to get my groove on! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | GET ME ON THAT DAMN GUEST LIST! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I already reserved us a table, we're good. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just had my hopes up you know? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | To rave with girls that were drinking free until midnight and dance until I dropped. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I even bought some... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | sweet glow sticks... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just really wanted to skip the line and get my groove on. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But I will stand in line for this one. It means that much to me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm gonna go anyway. |
