| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have searched all of the lands Sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There are no more Dabs here... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Intelligence reports suggest they have traveled West |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The task has been deamed impossible |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Difficult takes a day... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Impossible takes a week... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My nigga |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jay-Z |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jay-z cannot find the Dabs either |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | New York has not legalized medicinal |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has a medicinal card, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this shit? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 20 fucking states have legalized |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fuckining Colorodao, Washington, even Massachusetts. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The President fucking smokes Newports |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fucking Newports! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Is this real life? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I just got butane for the torch! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And now I'm told their are no Dabs? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the ballot has made its way before the senate. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | As if the population of NYC isn't enough to pass the vote. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the public just don't understand. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I am going to get my wax or they will be destroyed! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You silly bastards |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All day long |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Dab City this, Dab City that" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "I don't smoke flowers anymore" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do you think I am joking? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THC levels over 90 percent and you question my methods? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You need to educate yourselves. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Michael Jordan with the dunk leaves your tongue out retarded. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do you not understand this? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I need this fixed now. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I just bought tane! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I wish... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Chuck Norris would round house kick all of you! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You think the West Coast will get away with this? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fucking Call of Duty |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can't play my Natzi Zombies without Dabs. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's never the same without them! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He always gets the teddy bear... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Those fucking teddy bears... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I always get the teddy bear. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Who has trees? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I said, who has trees? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will need my grinder, my papers,a lighter |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And fucking flowers. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Please Hova... |
