| 00:00 - 00:03 | We need to talk to you about the 12th man. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are very loud and hyped |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They love the Seahawks, and they reside at CenturyLink |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Worst of all, they despise your San Francisco 49ers. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Remember when the Seahawks, well you know |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | 42-13, I know. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Don't remind me of that nonsense, it was horrible. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | More importantly they think, think that |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | it will happen twice |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The 12th man is a driving force behind their team |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | As a Niners fan, we would advise you to avoid the games |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I know what you are thinking. How could I root for the 49ers, their fan base disappeared for a decade |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | And now we are halfway decent! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And it's time to pretend we never lost faith! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And most importantly, beat those God Damn Seattle Seahawks! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We won the West! We went to the Superbowl! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How dare they mock Kaepernick! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The 12s call him KaeperDICK- and Douche! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Don't they know Harbaugh is one of the greatest coaches in all of history?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Sure he's two-faced and a whiny bitch |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he is a self-righteous prick who.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who what! Who wins! He wins and he wins with dignity! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He signed Eric "Adderall" Wright |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We needed a DB! Do not bring up Adderall! Holy shit!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I just remembered Richard Sherman! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And I just remembered the Seahawks have the Legion of Boom! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No wonder these 12th man people mock us! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We are phonies! We think that 1995 happened yesterday! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We talk of the past with our High School Letterman's jackets still on! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We cannot admit we live in a God damn baseball town! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And only give a shit about our Forthy Niners when it's playoff time! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And in our stands - they are filled with such, such freakin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | thug ass wannabes who wear Montana and Young jerseys |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And those guys were, freakin, mostly pussies! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It makes no God Damn sense! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Yes the Seattle Seahawks scare me, and their fans scare me even more! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I do not know what else to say- I belong to a fan base that is lost! Quick, I need to see a picture... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | A picture of Kaepernick, my beautiful quarterback |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | make sure he's smirking and showing tattoos |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and wearing a Dolphins hat |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and is mostly almost naked |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't realize that equates to every picture ever taken. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And please, for the love of Almighty God himself, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Someone tell my favorite DT of all time, Justin Smith, tell him that... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | an Anheuser Busch tattoo on your bicep |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | makes even a German want to blow his brains out- |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why not just go with a Looney Tunes Character or a God Damn stupid Unicorn |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It really does make me sick. But I am just rambling now, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Please ask the 12th man to be quiet on September 15th. |
