Hitler learns about the Mass Effect 3 ending
409 views • 4/17/2012
| 00:00 - 00:03 | There are a lot of people complaining about the Mass Effect 3 ending |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The people complaning are here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Apparently they think it's objectively bad and that opinions do not matter in this situation |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | One particular internet celebrity is very vocal. Here exactly. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll judge it by myself |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It can't be that bad |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It introduces a new character in the last 10 minutes |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and it tells you that it's an organic versus synthetic problem |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who doesn't give a shit about good storytelling and doesn't care about Mass Effect get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck Bioware? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | No seriously, What the fuck Bioware? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I wanted a fucking heroic space opera, not some pretentious cliché cyber punk. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Did they think people will accept this shit? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I don't care if their writer is a Matrix fanboy |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I can't believe it's THAT bad. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Sacrificing good writting for the sake of pretentiousness |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And making up a last minute storyline just for the sake of pseudo-profoundness |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, it has sad music and epic explosion ! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's fucking prententious, shallow with no substance ! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, it's bittersweet and deep. Not a kiddy ending. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You emo kids are the reason why we can't have a real mature ending |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How can people be that retarded ? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What do they teach at school these days ? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That depressing with dramatic music equals real depth ? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "You're just a hater who doesn't get it" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me you shitty morrons? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And what the fuck? Didn't I just help the fucking Geth and the Quarian? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What was the fucking point of this epic mission in the end ? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What I'm more shocked is that people actually liked it, Staline is probably one of them. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I need to calm the fuck down |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm sure the new character will give me clear answer to my questions |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And maybe I can tell him he is wrong |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bioware won't rob me of my freedom... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm sure my choices will matter in the end, even with the shitty ending |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And those multiple endings they promissed us will make it replayable... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will stop the Reapers and go see my Love Interest |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I won't let those EA slaves stop me from enjoying the game |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | even though the ending is beyond retarded |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, it's only his opinion. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If it turned out to be all lies, then I will imagine my own ending |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Because there is no way I'm considering Bioware's version canon material |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But Bioware is better than that |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Let me rethink all of this |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe they won't butcher it with space magic and bottomless plot holes |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And leave us with more question than answer in order to milk the franchise until it dies out |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Bioware... please don't turn into the future Westwood |
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