| 00:00 - 00:03 | Chelsea are travelling to Manchester to play Utd in the FA cup |
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| 00:04 - 00:05 | Hazard and Cole will be playing together in the wing. |
| 00:05 - 00:10 | caption text here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Mata and Ramires will be running here,here and here. |
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| 00:08 - 00:12 | Cech will be playing in net and Lampard will be in center. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Torres in strike will tear them apart. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Where will Drogba be playing, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | in this match |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Drogba... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Drogba has been sold to Shangai Shenhua. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Di Matteo thought he was too old to play |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks Di Matteo made the right choice, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who does Matteo think he is? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He won the UCL for Chelsea and there selling him? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | First Malouda and Kalou now him? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If I could get Matteo I would rip his Chinese eyes out. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They've lost. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They can't do anything without him. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All we have is crap Torres! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | When will Abrahamovic give Matteo the sack. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, Matteo helped us win UCL and the FA Cup |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't flipping care if he won it for the next 10 years. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, we still have a 70% chance of winning the PL |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We still have no chance of beating United tommorow. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What next. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Were gonna be selling Luiz. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we know your good!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | " I just like selling my top players!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We won't score another goal. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Drogba scores them all. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And how are we gonna take care of Rooney. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How are we gonna score past Lindegaard. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Actually no he's crap. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You know what hurts me most is... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | is how Drogba can just leave. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Just leaving.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Leaving his blue heart at Stamford. |
| 02:45 - 02:53 | If I find out Abrahamovic is behind this I'll punch his face in. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'll rip his eyes out, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | than replace them for Matteo 's slanted ones. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Chinese eyes aren't that slanted. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need Lukaku back. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That's the only way we can take Ferguson's chewing gum out. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We need to sack Matteo. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Mourinho should return |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will beat Utd then. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fetch me a picture of Matteo and a gun. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need to cheer up. |
