| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Raiders are mobilizing on Plymouth Rock |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have shown up here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | On iOS we see 24 battles. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But on Android, a new front has opened... Raidtropolis. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Send everyone to Raidtropolis. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Sergeant Pratt, too. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They don't have $1.49. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It costs $1.49 to enter Raidtropolis. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who believes game developers... need income too... get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Making expansion campaigns? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | New maps? New content? New things? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Assholes! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I paid $4.99 for gold, and it was great. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And now it sucks! A free map? I want 5 free maps! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Change my review to 1-star now! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, yesterday you said it was the 'best game evar'. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But today is different! There's new maps! Worst game ever! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the developer spent 3 weeks and his own money to make them. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That bastard! I'm moving to iOS - there's no new maps there! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Steve Jobs wins. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | "Siri, build me a tower." |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Siri, which way to the hookers?" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Does that shit even work? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'll buy a whole new phone before I pay $1.49. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And I don't care how much it costs |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | These games should be free to play |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Just like the girls south of town. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Just ask the Secret Service. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And to that bastard offered me a refund. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I don't want a refund, I want the levels! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | There must be... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | There must be some way to have them. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We need more 1-star reviews. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We will kill the game until we get more. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Starve the game of development funds. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, he'll still have iOS income. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | An iPad, what was I thinking? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'd might as well wear crocs. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm an Android man. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe I'll play RoboDefense. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's pretty challenging if you play it drunk. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And believe me, I'm drunk a lot lately. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I am right now. |
