00:00 - 00:03 | Since it was the best camera at NAB |
00:04 - 00:05 | We ordered an URSA Mini for you |
00:05 - 00:07 | They said they'd be shipping in July! |
00:08 - 00:12 | So we must have a really late pre-order |
00:12 - 00:15 | And it's by far the best camera for the money. |
00:17 - 00:19 | You know I wanted a RED. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Thanks for doing the best you could. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | RED... |
00:31 - 00:33 | RED released the RED Raven today. |
00:34 - 00:36 | It's a 4K Dragon sensor for $5,950. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone with a REDuser.net account... G.T.F.O. |
01:13 - 01:15 | HOW COULD YOU BE SO CARELESS? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I COULD'VE HAD A RAVEN! |
01:18 - 01:23 | WITH ALL THE MONEY I'VE SPENT ON OTHER CAMERAS |
01:25 - 01:28 | "the C300 shoots in low light" |
01:29 - 01:31 | "the FS700 shoots high speed" |
01:31 - 01:34 | WHO CARES? THERE'S A $6,000 RED |
01:34 - 01:37 | THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF SHIT RED WOULD PULL |
01:37 - 01:40 | RELEASING AN AWESOME CAMERA WHEN I'M BALLS DEEP IN ANOTHER |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer it ONLY shoots 4096x2160 |
01:42 - 01:46 | "ONLY!?" 4K IS PLENTY FOR MY WEBSERIES |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer your URSA will arrive very soon |
01:48 - 01:52 | They've been saying "July" for three fucking years |
01:53 - 01:54 | I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT |
01:56 - 01:57 | It doesn't matter how good these cameras get |
01:57 - 02:00 | RED will always be better |
02:00 - 02:03 | No matter what anyone else does in the industry |
02:04 - 02:08 | You have no idea how badly i've wanted to own a RED |
02:08 - 02:13 | Why can't other companies be as generous as them? |
02:14 - 02:16 | Why is that so hard to understand? |
02:17 - 02:21 | I just want to be a better filmmaker than Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I learned so little in film academy |
02:30 - 02:34 | A RED camera is the key to unlocking my potential |
02:34 - 02:36 | To capture digital cinema images that rival film |
02:41 - 02:42 | But now that dream is ruined |
02:43 - 02:47 | Because I have 20 cfast cards, and no camera to use them in |
02:48 - 02:53 | And there's no way I can afford an Amira! |
02:54 - 02:56 | URSA media is gonna be cheaper they said |
02:56 - 02:59 | URSA color science is gonna be better they said |
03:00 - 03:02 | BUT ALL THEY'VE GIVEN ME ARE EMPTY PROMISES |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, he doesn't know you bought the big URSA |
03:14 - 03:16 | Perhaps it's okay I don't own a RED |
03:19 - 03:23 | They say the camera isn't your limit, "it's your imagination" |
03:25 - 03:26 | Plus, the Raven isn't perfect... |
03:31 - 03:33 | It doesn't shoot ProRes |
03:40 - 03:46 | Because if it did... they'd be insane to offer that for $6K |
03:46 - 03:49 | REDcode raw and ProRes at the same time? |
03:53 - 03:56 | Nah. It can't be done. |