| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new iPhones will be sold here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and at a few other places. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But the best location to buy is here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | People are saying that if you are dressed well, and smell good, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | then you can buy the phones first. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll wear my pretty dress... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the one with flowers. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner forgot to wash that dress. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The dress is stinky too. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Apart from Johnny, Eddy, Dewey, Joey, the rest can leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ass dick what the fuck!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That's my favourite dress dude! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And it's an iPhone at stake here! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Not a fucking android! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How am I supposed to buy it |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | with a fucking crowd everywhere? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I need my fucking dress man! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We can still wash the dress and... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We don't have a washing machine you moron! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | What about using hands and then.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We don't have time left too you idiot! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm super pissed off! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you know how smelly |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | my dresses get if they don't get washed? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even shit decides to run away at their smell! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And don't even get me started on how pretty my flowers should look |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I totally can't believe that Steiner forgot to wash it. What an asshole! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | My balls are bursting here! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've waited almost 3 months for the new phone. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've been using iPhone 3GS this whole time. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Timmy keeps making fun of me because he has an iPhone 6. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That fat monkey! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now was my chance to show Timmy |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | by buying the new phone and telling him to fuck off. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm so angry that I feel like shitting violently. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I will hold it in. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I got more important things to focus on |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | like dressing well and shit! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Chill bitch, you gonna cry? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just shit my pants... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Now I got more clothes to wash... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Don't think I can buy that phone. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Look at Joey, trying to feel his nipples. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I just have to settle for an android phone, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and wear pants full of shit. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck, I'm gonna fart... |
