| 00:00 - 00:03 | At around 10:30 we finish pre-drinking. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We'll walk through the uni |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | eventually ending up at the Plenty Rd Tram stop. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From there, the tram will go down Plenty Rd, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we disembark on the corner of Plenty and Bell. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And Stollies is right there? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And everyone's going? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | I'm sorry... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | But... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Exams are coming up and people want to study, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | for their degrees. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who didn't go to the last Gospel, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Exams?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could something so boring be such a priority? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The theme is GERMAN for god's sake! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They'll go out in the city on the weekend, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | wait in line for an hour, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | pay $20 just to walk through the door, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and pay $12 for a fucking drink, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | for some overpriced shitty vodka! But not come to Stollies! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, they've got Timmy Trumpet vs Brynny |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Timmy Trumpet is a fucking faggot! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, Brynny's songs are a surefire hit with the ladies. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | "Ladies" that have school in the morning. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck Brynny! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Walshy in the side room, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with his party tunes, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that make the women drip! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And Haynsey the little cunt, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | he looks like a Goblin with his seedy little eyes |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but fuck me he drops a tune! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | $5 for a vodka raspberry, you can't make them for that! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And Sloppy Joe... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the next David Guetta, his music makes my chest explode. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ...and Shannon Noll a guarantee... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The beer garden... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | where you can smoke as many darts as your lungs can handle, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even if random girls steal half your deck off you. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I've even smoked a doobie out there |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Girls don't care what you look like, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | even I've brought a girl home! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he knows you're Sloppy's girl. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They've even booked Loutta. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Psy 'Em Up is the best song I've ever heard. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's a banger. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe we should have a quiet one. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've got an essay on Jewish culture due the next day, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and I haven't even started. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Why am I doing Arts? |
