00:00 - 00:03 | You have plenty of dating options in Berlin |
00:04 - 00:05 | Instead of going to bars to meet women |
00:05 - 00:07 | We can go to some meetups in the area |
00:08 - 00:12 | However, its take longer than a few dates to get laid |
00:12 - 00:15 | There are some happy hours to meet women right here |
00:17 - 00:19 | I am not worried I joined Plenty of Fish last week |
00:19 - 00:21 | I got a couple of fatties want to have sex with me |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | POF.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Plenty of Fish deleted your account today |
00:34 - 00:36 | You were harassing too many women for sex |
00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever works as a secret moderator for POF stay |
01:13 - 01:15 | What does a man have to do to get laid!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I just asked them if they liked golden showers |
01:18 - 01:23 | Most are crazy divorcees with 10 kids |
01:25 - 01:28 | Whales and homely types |
01:29 - 01:31 | I send out 50 emails telling them what I want |
01:31 - 01:34 | Bottom of the barrel types....but don't care |
01:34 - 01:37 | You POF jackasses are worst then my regime |
01:37 - 01:40 | You care about damaged women |
01:40 - 01:42 | Don't talk abou them like that. They are hot |
01:42 - 01:46 | That's because you like head monsters! |
01:46 - 01:48 | They need love too! |
01:48 - 01:52 | How can you love a skanky fat chick who has 5 kids |
01:53 - 01:54 | I laugh of their profiles. They say.... |
01:56 - 01:57 | "Likes romantic walks on the beach" |
01:57 - 02:00 | "and my kids are my world" |
02:00 - 02:03 | Big whoop! Just want sex and dump their crazy asses |
02:04 - 02:08 | They email me and tell me to "fuck off!" |
02:08 - 02:13 | Don't care...i just want their panties on my bedroom floor |
02:14 - 02:16 | I just want to get laid! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I just want my peter to to have some action |
02:27 - 02:29 | I just like a finger in my ass |
02:30 - 02:34 | It makes me feel good from a hot woman |
02:34 - 02:36 | I feel like a lion inside |
02:41 - 02:42 | Tinder also deleted my account those pricks |
02:43 - 02:47 | Match.com took money off my card and I didn't get laid |
02:48 - 02:53 | I like to think with my dick and not my brain |
02:54 - 02:56 | I did get herpes II from this woman |
02:56 - 02:59 | She didn't tell me until after we had sex |
03:00 - 03:02 | I walked around with a blister on my dick for weeks |
03:04 - 03:07 | Lets just keeping playing him |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I need a new hobby |
03:19 - 03:23 | Masturbating is making my hands red |
03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe I will turn gay |
03:31 - 03:33 | My options have run out |
03:40 - 03:46 | Do any of you like a finger in the ass? |
03:46 - 03:49 | I enjoy 69 too |
03:53 - 03:56 | I need a release from some fat chick |