00:00 - 00:03 | The Islamic State has been blowing up a lot of stuff lately. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Mostly around these areas of Berlin, |
00:05 - 00:07 | and Women's Education Centers. |
00:08 - 00:12 | American President Barack Obama plans to blow them up |
00:12 - 00:15 | using billions of dollars worth of drone strikes. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Has he thought about actually sending |
00:19 - 00:21 | in soldiers to hunt them down? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Obama... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Obama is trying to train uneducated Syrians to kill them. |
00:34 - 00:36 | All five-hundred boys under the age of twelve. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks Obama's plan sucks...get out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Obama is a gigantic ass! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I'd rather just send over sucicide bombers myself! |
01:18 - 01:23 | The Americans are the cause of ISIS trying to take over Iraq and Syria! |
01:25 - 01:28 | The terrorists are savage rapists that hide in caves and |
01:29 - 01:31 | blow themselves up for their God! |
01:31 - 01:34 | ISIS had killed more people than any terrorist organization! |
01:34 - 01:37 | The Americans ravaged Iraq for a decade and killed the tsar |
01:37 - 01:40 | turning it in to a gigantic shithole of a country! |
01:40 - 01:42 | I think Iraq was always a shithole of a country, sir. |
01:42 - 01:46 | They turned it into an even BIGGER shithole! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Furher, I apologize. |
01:48 - 01:52 | I hate you more than I hate this pen, Colonel! |
01:53 - 01:54 | The drones are useless! |
01:56 - 01:57 | And training dumbass Syrian kids to shoot a rifle? |
01:57 - 02:00 | America has tanks and machine guns that can raise hell, |
02:00 - 02:03 | and dozens of Navy SEALS at the ready! |
02:04 - 02:08 | They simply let ISIS rape whoever they want, whenever they want, |
02:08 - 02:13 | and are bystanders as they blow up thousand-year-old temples! |
02:14 - 02:16 | They don't understand how dangerous ISIS is! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Obama is too much of a coward to lay down the hammer on ISIS! |
02:27 - 02:29 | And the Americans who WANT to combat ISIS... |
02:30 - 02:34 | are the ones who host Muhammed drawing contests! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Even Putin is sending in troops to fight ISIS... |
02:41 - 02:42 | This sucks... |
02:43 - 02:47 | We're not the type of people who let Islamic terrorists rape and enslave P.O.W.s! |
02:48 - 02:53 | They should elect Jeb Bush to be President next; he doesn't even know WHAT Iraq is! |
02:54 - 02:56 | ISIS is even smart enough to know how stupid kids are nowadays... |
02:56 - 02:59 | and they recruit them through Insagram, Facebook, Twitter, and even VIne! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Just like those three British whores that tried to join! |
03:04 - 03:07 | We should never have tried to join ISIS... |
03:14 - 03:16 | This is completely ridiculous. |
03:19 - 03:23 | And when I said I hated you Colonel, I also meant to |
03:25 - 03:26 | tell you that you're fat... |
03:31 - 03:33 | ...and you have a turkey neck. |
03:40 - 03:46 | If Obama plans to raise his deficit using pointless drone strikes... |
03:46 - 03:49 | then we can raise ours by sending over our troops. |
03:53 - 03:56 | America is full of idiots. |