| 00:00 - 00:03 | Tomorrow is our busiest day of the summer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A Fife-O-Rama. 130 kids and counselors |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A camp from New York |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And then Zaffi's kids AGAIN are on the half day. They give us so much money that we let them plan the trip |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Our best bet will be to end their trip here, at snack spot |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It will be a tricky day. 2 waves. I will lead one, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And we can have Pat lead the other. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Frank |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Pat |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Pat has injured his Shoulder at the Cracks |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He could be out for the rest of the season |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you're a vet, a Mooney, or the rookie I wish was a Mooney, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I can't believe this bullshit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could anyone be so irresponsible |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And jeopardize our family business's smooth operation |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | #1 on Trip Adviser my ass |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is some Zoar level nonsense! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Crab Apple Guides don't get hurt! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We are supposed to be the Gods of the River! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Now we are left mostly with Rookies! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Frank the rookies have really come a long way |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't give me that crap. I can't think of a single rookie who earns their pay! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Frank each rookie shines brightly each day in their own way |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard anyone say |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | LETS TABULATE SOME DATA! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AND SEE WHO EARNS THEIR REDS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I keep LILY second in line so I can criticize her lines and technique |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And I keep GRISHAM second to last so I can't hear him speak! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And even 20 boats back I can still hear him whisper |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | JAKE has missed the take out more times than he's gotten laid |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And BRAHM and JEFF have been late |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | More times than JAKE has talked about getting laid |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Charlotte and Katie |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It hurts me right here every time I see them get chucked |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | More Hammer Time than MTV in the 90s |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Zion |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Does he have any concept of self preservation |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Riding the wall over and over without a shift left? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And then I have to pull that cutesy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Crab Apple Swim Team Bullshit in the slide show and hope we don't get sued |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And he still hasn't learned how to carry a God Damned Boat! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Pull it together, Sarah. You just take the pictures. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Zane is...never around. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But one time from behind I mistook him for a customer and directed him to the womens changing room |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And Zion |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I heard you think his sister is hot. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just want to be the best company on the river. Its an ego thing |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | With just the Rooks, it'll be tough for me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least we are better than Berkshire East |
