| 00:00 - 00:05 | If everyone is here .. it is time to take the lunch order. |
| 00:06 - 00:11 | If we go here we get sauerkraut, but if we go here the Japanese have a good discount on Panko. |
| 00:13 - 00:18 | And this Japanese restaurant has the best price on raw fish. |
| 00:18 - 00:23 | I don't want fried fish, again. Tell Steiner that I want Pizza today. |
| 00:22 - 00:27 | My Fuhrer ... |
| 00:25 - 00:30 | Steiner .... |
| 00:31 - 00:36 | Steiner was caught eating the leftovers,.... so we had to kill your only pizza delivery boy.. |
| 00:52 - 00:57 | Anyone that wants to order fish, sauerkraut or Crepes, get out! |
| 01:14 - 01:19 | That is why I am the Fuhrer! That is why I became the Fuhrer! |
| 01:19 - 01:24 | The city is mine, and all women & restaurants in it are mine! |
| 01:20 - 01:24 | Why did you have to shoot down Trader Steiner's .. |
| 01:25 - 01:30 | Now, everyday I'll have to eat what these woman make.. sauerkraut, hot dogs, fish! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyday, yogurt, crepes, fruit, veggies... |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | I want carbs. I want pasta, garlic bread, ...pizza, not soup! |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | I need to be able to satisfy my women! |
| 01:36 - 01:44 | But My Fuhrer, we do not have anyone else to cook it. .. |
| 01:42 - 01:44 | I said FIGHT people, not restaurants! |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | What about your Fuhrer's health ... |
| 01:46 - 01:51 | My Fuhrer, maybe its your underwear. My underwear is not too tight, you fool! You Idiot! |
| 01:54 - 01:59 | You don't care about my health, I care about my virility. This is what keeps me awake at night. |
| 02:05 - 02:10 | And what happens if that bitch my wife finds out. I will have to eat her food, too! |
| 02:13 - 02:28 | I should break your legs! .The trick is to eat lots of carbs to keep my strength and other things up. It is hard enough with an asshole up my butt like Stalin! |
| 02:28 - 02:40 | I cannot even feel strong anymore. I need to be strong for my women. I like those bitches' respect! It makes me feel alive, not like a robot. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | I don't think you understand. |
| 02:42 - 02:48 | Without carbs all I am is a weak, over proud wimp! |
| 02:49 - 03:02 | With all these vegetables all I get is gas and bloat! She gets the suffering and I get the bloat, for sure! Yes, they get the suffering, but I get the bloat! |
| 03:03 - 03:05 | Pull it together! Its going to be okay. |
| 03:16 - 03:27 | Do you know how hard it is to fight a world war, and keep women happy ... |
| 03:19 - 03:24 | This is true. I am the laughing stock of the women. It makes me sick to my stomach. |
| 03:33 - 03:38 | The trick is to have your stomach and your wife tell you the same thing. |
| 03:41 - 03:46 | Before I was the Fuhrer, I had to beg to have a woman even look at me. |
| 03:55 - 04:00 | Now I have to beg to get a decent lunch. |
