00:00 - 00:03 | We noticed our Summoners are clearing all our content. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Now they have entered the battle grounds of guild wars and |
00:05 - 00:07 | they are invading all the guild defenses with hard counters. |
00:08 - 00:12 | If we are unable to stop them now like the casino's, |
00:12 - 00:15 | they will begin to earn high amounts of guild points and get extra mystical scrolls. |
00:17 - 00:19 | The solution is simple, |
00:19 - 00:21 | lets just boost violent while posting fake numbers on hive.com |
00:24 - 00:26 | But boss... |
00:27 - 00:28 | That, |
00:31 - 00:33 | That would be cheating our massive playerbase |
00:34 - 00:36 | one day they might catch on. |
00:53 - 00:58 | I need everyone to leave, but Marketing, Marketing, Marketing and CEO's |
01:13 - 01:15 | Thats why I prefer |
01:15 - 01:17 | the good players to all fail! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Their six stars grow daily by the NUMBERS! |
01:25 - 01:28 | They think they can have everything without qualm. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Our game is just over 1 years old. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Yea, they get everything like shiny new ifrits. |
01:34 - 01:37 | But they will not get to clear all content and will make sure there are gimmicks. |
01:37 - 01:40 | Just like our 5 star naturals, THEY NEED THEM! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But sir how can you insult your most skillful playerbase? |
01:42 - 01:46 | You think I will allow them to go further? |
01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, I can't even win guild wars with Ritesh |
01:48 - 01:52 | I will just have to release another 30$ DLC pack. |
01:53 - 01:54 | It's all that matters. |
01:56 - 01:57 | You can't expect me not to make money. |
01:57 - 02:00 | I don't care how many times the violent proc. |
02:00 - 02:03 | I want them to feel they play like garbage. |
02:04 - 02:08 | You have to produce fake numbers and they will act like heathens. |
02:08 - 02:13 | I have been in business longer than gaming and there is only one way to break there legs. |
02:14 - 02:16 | It's hard to kill them when they're so far. |
02:17 - 02:21 | We will rig the numbers and reddit will police them like stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | They white knight better than Darion. |
02:30 - 02:34 | They are starting to fight and we will keep thinning out guilds. |
02:34 - 02:36 | So I opened Asia and Europe overnight. |
02:41 - 02:42 | They trust us. |
02:43 - 02:47 | For every 5 star that is summoned they think they have a much higher chance than .5% |
02:48 - 02:53 | It would be such a horror to see them think they can have a Valkyrja |
02:54 - 02:56 | So now you wonder why I rigged the runes. |
02:56 - 02:59 | I want them to see their 5*'s killed no matter what the counter. |
03:00 - 03:02 | They don't get the freedom to always win with code I wrote. |
03:04 - 03:07 | I'm sorry guildy, that you lost mono water with a full wind lineup. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Wind only prevails without water violent procs. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I imagine this feels so backwards to all of them. |
03:25 - 03:26 | They've been gaming for years. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Violent chance is 22%, 13.2%, 7.9%... |
03:40 - 03:46 | Even if they have double revenge for 30% and 25% despair against 3 monsters. |
03:46 - 03:49 | They will never beat 3 violent procs in a row. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Rig the numbers for guild defense, I will say no more. |